A Day in the life...
Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.
Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.
Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom  
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.
Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.
Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with 
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".
Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.
Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".