Author Topic: 200lb+ monster in the gym today (Read 4526 times)

Ozzy · « **on:** March 16, 2007, 04:50:01 PM »

First, an explanation. Here in Mahmudiyah (where I'm stationed) we have a crappy little gym in a tent. You could walk 10 steps from the front door and be out the back.

Anyway, I go in for bicep day and there's this Staff Sargeant in there that's been doing the same thing every time I've seen him. Dude has epic workouts: dumbell bench pressing with the 45's, incline with the 40's, rear dumbell rows with the 35's... monster weight.

So I start my bicep training and I notice him staring me down. He's sitting on the incline bench with a MAMMOTH 25 ON EACH SIDE. So, I finish my set and say to him "Careful big guy, the floor might cave in under that massive weight! Don't bend the bar!"

He got so mad he left.

Aaahaha, he was also one of those guys that sounds like someone opening a soda can every rep, CCSSSSSSSS! CCCCSSSSSS!

Stark · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2007, 04:52:06 PM »

hahahha now that I believe

What rank are you?

You know the chances are pretty hight that he is posting on this board? Squatfather

Ozzy · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2007, 04:52:39 PM »

Corporal.

But that's okay, no one fucks with me.

Stark · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2007, 04:53:30 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 04:52:39 PM

Corporal.

But that's okay, no one fucks with me.

mate what's after corporal? (I was in the german army)

Ozzy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2007, 04:54:34 PM »

Sergeant, which they seem to be handing out to everyone except those that deserve it.

Stark · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2007, 04:59:06 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 04:54:34 PM

Sergeant, which they seem to be handing out to everyone except those that deserve it.

so he could have pulled rank right?

monstermunch · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:01:37 PM »

Quote from: Stark on March 16, 2007, 04:59:06 PM

so he could have pulled rank right?

He proberly does 'pull rank' everytime he and ozzy are alone together hahaha epic male bonding sessions

Ozzy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:02:27 PM »

Haha, he wouldn't have the balls to do anything. If he did anything, everyone would know how fat and weak he really is.

Colonel: So what did Ozzy do?
SSG: He made fun of me in the gym
Colonel: What happened?
SSG: I was inclining 95 on the barbell and he made fun of me
Colonel: LOL GTFO

Ozzy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:03:01 PM »

Quote from: strengthandhonour on March 16, 2007, 05:01:37 PM

He proberly does 'pull rank' everytime he and ozzy are alone together hahaha epic male bonding sessions

I'm not in the Navy.

Stark · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 05:03:01 PM

I'm not in the Navy.

aha noice

what is the first thing people ask you when you come home?

Ozzy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:08:00 PM »

"How is it over there?" and "Did you shoot/kill anyone?"

Stark · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 05:08:00 PM

"How is it over there?" and "Did you shoot/kill anyone?"

I knew it

They probably say stuff like: So dude... so..so...what's it like man,
You: What's what like bro
Him: Like shooting doods man... did you had too?!? and dude what's it feel like?

Right?

Ozzy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:27:15 PM »

Haha, yeah.

Everyone that's never been over here thinks we get shot at everyday and that people are dying left and right.

Also, "Thanks for all you do" makes me fucking sick everytime I hear it.

Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 05:27:15 PM

Haha, yeah.

Everyone that's never been over here thinks we get shot at everyday and that people are dying left and right.

Also, "Thanks for all you do" makes me fucking sick everytime I hear it.

Hey you should write a thread: Do's and Dont's when talking to a homecoming serviceman....things that make me sick when I come back home.

Ozzy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:34:26 PM »

Nah, I don't really give a damn since I'm getting the hell out next Feb.

Anyway, don't you hate those guys that go CCCSSSSS CCCCSSSS every rep? Haha, or the guys that cross their legs when doing bench presses

Stark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:37:23 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 05:34:26 PM

Nah, I don't really give a damn since I'm getting the hell out next Feb.

Anyway, don't you hate those guys that go CCCSSSSS CCCCSSSS every rep? Haha, or the guys that cross their legs when doing bench presses

I hate that CSSSSSS shit... I don't mind grunting at all, last MD they had an article were they said it acctually helps lifting heavier... so yeah don't do the cssss shit.

Ozzy · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:39:13 PM »

Hahaha, I rag on a buddy of mine cause he does the SSTTSS SSSTTSSS on the bench, like he's trying to be a pneumatic lift or something.

Stark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 05:39:13 PM

Hahaha, I rag on a buddy of mine cause he does the SSTTSS SSSTTSSS on the bench, like he's trying to be a pneumatic lift or something.

But I ahve to be honest I hate people who see the need to "clanck" the DB every time much much more...

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:41:58 PM »

ah hahahah... excellent post.

Stark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:48:05 PM »

~No the same as you being in the army or marines or what ever,....

But you mentioned that you are sick of people saying: Thanks for all your doing...

A buddy of mine (I'm living in Ireland) went over to NY to see some relatives, he went straight into an Irish pub to get some "black stuff"...
One guy must have noticed his N.Ireland accent walked over to him and asked him were he was from.
My Friend said: I'm from N. Ireland do you understand?
He: Hey that's cool bro... I'm Irish too (somewere a 100 years ago one of his relatives were from Cork)

So that guy seriously takes out $50 bangs it on the bar and says:

Bring that home "lad" it's for the "boys" at home (meaning the IRA)

My buddy says: Thanks man, wwwwwhissss takes the $50 drinks his Pint, walks out of the pub and goes straight into the next one.

Ozzy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2007, 05:50:32 PM »

aahahahaha, these guys that think they're "Italian" or "Irish" because they have a grandparent or a great grandparent from one of those countries are laugh riots.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:08:22 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 04:50:01 PM

First, an explanation. Here in Mahmudiyah (where I'm stationed) we have a crappy little gym in a tent. You could walk 10 steps from the front door and be out the back.

Anyway, I go in for bicep day and there's this Staff Sargeant in there that's been doing the same thing every time I've seen him. Dude has epic workouts: dumbell bench pressing with the 45's, incline with the 40's, rear dumbell rows with the 35's... monster weight.

So I start my bicep training and I notice him staring me down. He's sitting on the incline bench with a MAMMOTH 25 ON EACH SIDE. So, I finish my set and say to him "Careful big guy, the floor might cave in under that massive weight! Don't bend the bar!"

He got so mad he left.

Aaahaha, he was also one of those guys that sounds like someone opening a soda can every rep, CCSSSSSSSS! CCCCSSSSSS!

hahahaha, quality stuff, ever heard of the SQUAD?

Ozzy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:09:40 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 16, 2007, 06:08:22 PM

hahahaha, quality stuff, ever heard of the SQUAD?

Of course, you were my inspiration!

I bet I never see that guy in the gym again aahahaha

The Squadfather · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:11:07 PM »

Quote from: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 06:09:40 PM

Of course, you were my inspiration!

I bet I never see that guy in the gym again aahahaha

hahahaha, he'll probably go out and kill a couple of "insurgents" to get over this owning.

Stark · « **Reply #24 on:** March 16, 2007, 06:11:11 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on March 16, 2007, 06:08:22 PM

hahahaha, quality stuff, ever heard of the SQUAD?

oh damn, Squatfather is going to recruit you, and you will turn asshole in a matter of minutes....