Ahaha, oh man, I bet "Bluto" is the kind of guy that would head on down to the local homeless shelter with a bottle of White Castle vodka and charge 1 blowjob per shot. Hahahaha gayer than Gustavo backstage.
Hahahahahaha yes Ozzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluto is the kind of 'guy' who recklessly parachutes into some deep, remote jungle of Africa and manages to convince the locals that he's a UN health official who's there to warn them of a fast spreading STD and to also 'test' random men to see if they're susceptible. And when the unsuspecting locals oblige, he picks the biggest, hairiest bears and does a thorough 'physical' on them, most of which involves milking their testicles via the technique that's been endorsed by the gay members of the UN health committee (read 'blowjob') and checking the firmness of the lining of their prostrates with his tongue, entry point for which technique is their anus of course. And next day, when the locals wake up, what do they see but a pair of assless chaps pinned to the biggest tree in the village underneath a sign that says, "Onuwachi, you are my soul mate" signed by a name that reads 'Bluto', who's disappeared and whom they find out months later on meeting some real UN volunteers, is wanted for 987 counts of flashing, streaking and raping of black men in 4 different continents. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than BrixtonBulldog demanding a 1 metre long pearl necklace from his boyfriend on Valentine's day.
