Author Topic: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 10977 times)

As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:

Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit

RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot

Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time

Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic

BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.

I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.

OMFG!!!!!hahahahhahhahaahhaha alrright monKiballs.... I must thank you for the kind words however I DO think you're the kind of 'man' who I saw show up at the F1 racing school last fall after seeing an ad promising the "ride of your life." After walking up to the instructor wearing a pink pirate outfit, a pair of oversized bunny ears, and purple spandex shorts with a large hole cut into the anus region listening to "karma chameleon" on your ipod the instructor asked you if you had any idea what you were doing. After telling him "oh yes I do!" and "skipping" to the car you climbed in only to stuff the gear shift into your rectum and after a throaty moan you drove off. After a few minutes on the track it became obvious to the shocked staff that despite you being the most flaming example of homosexuality ever to set a pair of light up high heels onto the track they had no choice but to let you stay after setting record lap times driving with expert butthole to stick coordination earned after many years collecting empty bottles with your poop shoot from stunned and vomiting bar patrons.

ah HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh dear!!!.... Gayer than boy georges penis shaped bedposts.

Havenbull · « **Reply #88 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:30:35 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 12:26:11 PM

And has been on the receiving end more than Infinity is infinite

slurps cock with more mindboggling comlexity than taking an asymptotic line and extending it outward

kiwiol · « **Reply #89 on:** March 20, 2007, 12:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on March 20, 2007, 12:29:04 PM

Sorry to interrupt

OMFG!!!!!hahahahhahhahaahhaha alrright monKiballs.... I must thank you for the kind words however I DO think you're the kind of 'man' who I saw show up at the F1 racing school last fall after seeing an ad promising the "ride of your life." After walking up to the instructor wearing a pink pirate outfit, a pair of oversized bunny ears, and purple spandex shorts with a large hole cut into the anus region listening to "karma chameleon" on your ipod the instructor asked you if you had any idea what you were doing. After telling him "oh yes I do!" and "skipping" to the car you climbed in only to stuff the gear shift into your rectum and after a throaty moan you drove off. After a few minutes on the track it became obvious to the shocked staff that despite you being the most flaming example of homosexuality ever to set a pair of light up high heels onto the track they had no choice but to let you stay after setting record lap times driving with expert butthole to stick coordination earned after many years collecting empty bottles with your poop shoot from stunned and vomiting bar patrons.

ah HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh dear!!!.... Gayer than boy georges penis shaped bedposts.

This WILL be dealt with seperately

But to get back to the topic:

And has less knowledge about females and their bodies than Onlyme has Anorexia

Man of Steel · « **Reply #90 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:28:46 PM »

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! My eyes are literally watering from laughing so much at this thread.......this is an instant classic!!! The exchange between kiwi, RB and BC is nothing short of legendary!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bluto was so savagely smashed to pulp in this thread I can't imagine how he'd ever be able to log on to Getbig again AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #91 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:33:57 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on March 20, 2007, 03:28:46 PM

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! My eyes are literally watering from laughing so much at this thread.......this is an instant classic!!! The exchange between kiwi, RB and BC is nothing short of legendary!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bluto was so savagely smashed to pulp in this thread I can't imagine how he'd ever be able to log on to Getbig again AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You should add to the list

And has throated more dongs than Islam spreads hatred

kiwiol · « **Reply #92 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:37:14 PM »

And has molested more small, helpless animals than poison is poisonous

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #93 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:38:27 PM »

He has consumed more sausage than Germany.

kiwiol · « **Reply #94 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:43:55 PM »

Has made more traffic cones disappear than humanity consumes fossil fuels

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #95 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:45:55 PM »

He's nibbled more foreskin than crabs.

kiwiol · « **Reply #96 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:48:08 PM »

And has made more lame posts than there is sand in a beach

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #97 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:39:59 PM »

bluto is... a... homosexual!

i think i need more practice. $:-\$

kiwiol · « **Reply #98 on:** March 21, 2007, 02:28:23 AM »

And has a stronger lisp than Paris Hilton is ugly

kiwiol · « **Reply #99 on:** March 21, 2007, 02:29:47 AM »

And is more feminine than The Duke is masculine