My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)

[chainsaw]

I was having a late dinner with my friend and Jimmy Flynt (Larry Flynts brother) at Mirabelle's on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood.  We were having a few drinks, and I said I had to take a piss, and Jimmy Flynt said he had to as well, so we proceeded to the restroom.  As I went to the urinal, Jimmy Flynt washes his hands, and then approaches the urinal to piss.  Of course there were hustler fans there that were watching Jimmy Flynt (sick fucks), and one cocky guy says after Flynt takes a piss "Mr. Flynt, you didn't wash you're hands after you took a leak."  Jimmy Flynt says, "I was my hands before I Piss!!!!" I never understood this, until about a year ago....

I would work out in the gym, like ya'll do.  I would have to piss so I would piss, and then wash my hands.  Well anyway, I got this serious Jock Itch, (athletes foot of the coccck) it would never go away!  So, after overdosing on Lamisil, I remembered what my friend said years ago.  He washes his hands before he takes a piss, and low and behold, I adhered to his comment and WALLA, Never another fungus.

I hope this helps someone, and Spare me you're fag and dirty PUSSSSY remarks, its getting old...

[benjamin pearson]

nice name drop and homo erotic post fag

[onlyme]

I was having a late dinner with my friend and Jimmy Flynt (Larry Flynts brother) at Mirabelle's on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood.  We were having a few drinks, and I said I had to take a piss, and Jimmy Flynt said he had to as well, so we proceeded to the restroom.  As I went to the urinal, Jimmy Flynt washes his hands, and then approaches the urinal to piss.  Of course there were hustler fans there that were watching Jimmy Flynt (sick fucks), and one cocky guy says after Flynt takes a piss "Mr. Flynt, you didn't wash you're hands after you took a leak."  Jimmy Flynt says, "I was my hands before I Piss!!!!" I never understood this, until about a year ago....

I would work out in the gym, like ya'll do.  I would have to piss so I would piss, and then wash my hands.  Well anyway, I got this serious Jock Itch, (athletes foot of the coccck) it would never go away!  So, after overdosing on Lamisil, I remembered what my friend said years ago.  He washes his hands before he takes a piss, and low and behold, I adhered to his comment and WALLA, Never another fungus.

I hope this helps someone, and Spare me you're fag and dirty PUSSSSY remarks, its getting old...

You're a fag and dirty pus..................... ......... opps sorry just read the last sentance.  I take it back.

[onlyme]

ask him to ask his brother Larry if he ever got the painting back that was stolen from him back around 84'

[4thAD]

How about washing before and after? That way your not contaminating everyone else around you!

[benjamin pearson]

ask him to ask his brother Larry if he ever got the painting back that was stolen from him back around 84'

Nice name drop  ..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

[chainsaw]

Nice name drop  ..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

Hey Dude, if I was gonna name drop, it would be him LOOOOOSER!

[benjamin pearson]

Hey Dude, if I was gonna name drop, it would be him LOOOOOSER!

wow that was hilarious.... your wit is unchallenged

[chainsaw]

Nice name drop  ..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

Only a queer like you would actually think of him of a Star, was that you that asked him that question after he pisse dMr. Pearson?  Oh yeah, the name of the Flynts was clearly in the topic of this Thread, I didn't actually click and point you're mouse on this thread for you.  If you wish to self own yourself, look in the mirror and try to convince yourself you are a Man!

[chainsaw]

wow that was hilarious.... your wit is unchallenged

Oh my bad, you have to sit and wipe when you piss.... 

[benjamin pearson]

Only a queer like you would actually think of him of a Star, was that you that asked him that question after he pisse dMr. Pearson?  Oh yeah, the name of the Flynts was clearly in the topic of this Thread, I didn't actually click and point you're mouse on this thread for you.  If you wish to self own yourself, look in the mirror and try to convince yourself you are a Man!

O brother...... I could hardly understand that incoherant post of your "chainsaw"..... dont you like wrestling you pre-pubescent queer

[onlyme]

Nice name drop  ..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

Hey jerkoff seriously do you know anyone or get out of the house.  Is your life so sad you have no friends.  I mean you've been fat all your life you said before but aren't at least the cooks your friend.  You fat piece of shit, get out of the house.

[benjamin pearson]

Hey jerkoff seriously do you know anyone or get out of the house.  Is your life so sad you have no friends.  I mean you've been fat all your life you said before but aren't at least the cooks your friend.  You fat piece of shit, get out of the house.

hqhahahah im the fat one?? your about 35 percent bodyfat and on your way to type 2 diabetes..... can you train me

[Bronx]

I would do the same thing. Here is my philosophy. Wash your hands before you touch your dick, cuz they are probably dirty from all the shit you touch through the day. As long as you aren't a retard and don't piss on yourself, there is no reason to wash your hands AFTER because chances are, your dick is cleaner than ANYTHING in that bathroom anyways.

[nycbull]

Heres my bit of bathroom advice. After you wash your hands, grab a papertowel and use it to open the door as you leave.  So many idiots wash their hands and then grab the door handle on their way out. That is where most of the germs are. then they wonder why they often get colds.

[chainsaw]

I would do the same thing. Here is my philosophy. Wash your hands before you touch your dick, cuz they are probably dirty from all the shit you touch through the day. As long as you aren't a retard and don't piss on yourself, there is no reason to wash your hands AFTER because chances are, your dick is cleaner than ANYTHING in that bathroom anyways.

Quite Correct.

[onlyme]

hqhahahah im the fat one?? your about 35 percent bodyfat and on your way to type 2 diabetes..... can you train me

Boy you haven't even seen the inside of a gym and believe me you woudln't be able to keep up with me even now.  Keep pretending if it makes your day.  We all just laugh AT you.  You gotta love a fat guy who has never lifted who comes on here and pretends to be tough.  You gotta love it.  hahahaha  what a tool

[onlyme]

nice name drop and homo erotic post fag

I finally realized why you and some others morons think of this as name dropping.  When you live a lifestyle like you do, then you would think this is name-dropping since you NEVER get to meet or see people other than your relatives.  ANybody who's name is in the magazines or newspaper or on TV is considered a "star" to you.  How sad that is.  Too bad I grew up in a place where seeing the people you think are stars I see everyday and it's no big deal.  You are the ones who make it a big deal.  Man I would hate to have your life.  I understand why you come one here and pretend to be tough and a know-it-all.  You have no life.  How sad.

[benjamin pearson]

I finally realized why you and some others morons think of this as name dropping.  When you live a lifestyle like you do, then you would think this is name-dropping since you NEVER get to meet or see people other than your relatives.  ANybody who's name is in the magazines or newspaper or on TV is considered a "star" to you.  How sad that is.  Too bad I grew up in a place where seeing the people you think are stars I see everyday and it's no big deal.  You are the ones who make it a big deal.  Man I would hate to have your life.  I understand why you come one here and pretend to be tough and a know-it-all.  You have no life.  How sad.

i know one fat queer who I dont consider a star

[pushinweight]

I finally realized why you and some others morons think of this as name dropping.  When you live a lifestyle like you do, then you would think this is name-dropping since you NEVER get to meet or see people other than your relatives.  ANybody who's name is in the magazines or newspaper or on TV is considered a "star" to you.  How sad that is.  Too bad I grew up in a place where seeing the people you think are stars I see everyday and it's no big deal.  You are the ones who make it a big deal.  Man I would hate to have your life.  I understand why you come one here and pretend to be tough and a know-it-all.  You have no life.  How sad.

Onlyme I think Benny has a crush on you.  Bet he has jacked off to Hustler many times thats why he considers Larry such a celebrity.

[EL Mariachi]

nice name drop and homo erotic post fag

the squad must be proud son

[4thAD]

Heres my bit of bathroom advice. After you wash your hands, grab a papertowel and use it to open the door as you leave.  So many idiots wash their hands and then grab the door handle on their way out. That is where most of the germs are. then they wonder why they often get colds.

I actually do this and have taught my children to do the same.

I would do the same thing. Here is my philosophy. Wash your hands before you touch your dick, cuz they are probably dirty from all the shit you touch through the day. As long as you aren't a retard and don't piss on yourself, there is no reason to wash your hands AFTER because chances are, your dick is cleaner than ANYTHING in that bathroom anyways.

Thats nasty bro! Are you too lazy to wash your hands after you use the head or what? I don't think anyone wants to touch your filthy hands. My advice to you bro with all due respect. WASH YOUR NASTY LITTLE DICK SKINNERS!

[Bronx]

I actually do this and have taught my children to do the same.

Thats nasty bro! Are you too lazy to wash your hands after you use the head or what? I don't think anyone wants to touch your filthy hands. My advice to you bro with all due respect. WASH YOUR NASTY LITTLE DICK SKINNERS!

Ha. I could give three shits what the next guy does. I touch NOTHING in the bathroom in public. I even kick the back of the door so it bounces open on my way out. Trust me, I will NEVER change that plan. EVER.

[chainsaw]

i know one fat queer who I dont consider a star

You call him you're boyfriend correct?

[benjamin pearson]

the squad must be proud son

ya with your physique.... you really should be talking smack you have the best red neck syndrome on all of getbig