Bluto is the absolute tiniest of tits! Callin Bluto a medium tit is like callin a child rapist a medium rapist in that he isn't a full-fledged rapist cause he hasn't yet raped an adult.
Still, I'd like to take this moment to apologize to all child rapists for comparing them to Bluto....that's an insult to filthy, disgusting perverted child rapists and molesters everywhere!
Point of fact, it would actually be a greater form of punishment to forever refer to serial child rapists as "Blutos".
I would like to conclude with a few final thoughts.......Bluto isn't worth two squirts of my warm, yellow piss. Bluto isn't worth the sweaty hairs under my sack. Bluto isn't worth a puss-filled boil on the thickest part of my shaft. Bluto isn't worth the corn kernels in my biggest turds. Bluto isn't worth the permeating stink of my festering, liquid beer shits.
