You might be ghetto if you last meal is:
vending machine snacks
check this dudes last meal...
1994 Richard Beavers
Texas six pieces of french toast with butter and syrup, six barbecued spare ribs, six "well-burnt" pieces of bacon, four scrambled eggs, five "well-cooked" sausage patties, french fries with ketchup, three slices of cheese, two pieces of yellow cake with chocolate fudge icing, four cartons of milk