Author Topic: The crowd at a bodybuilding show most resembles.... (Read 26825 times)

TheEgoCrusher · « **on:** March 23, 2007, 11:08:54 PM »

1. The bar scene from the first "Star Wars"
2. The crowd at Walmart at 2:00 A.M.
3. An AA Meeting
4. The patrons at "All You Can Eat" night at Cici's pizza
5. A post-op transexual convention

Nothing like the crowd...it's the real "show"...

Robert the Bruce · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:10:26 PM »

the crowd is full of normal guys like you and me....WHO LOVE looking at MASSIVE SHREDDED HUNKS ALL OILED UP IN POSING TRUNKS FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES

CARTEL · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:13:22 PM »

Quote from: Robert the Bruce on March 23, 2007, 11:10:26 PM

the crowd is full of normal guys like you and me....WHO LOVE looking at MASSIVE SHREDDED HUNKS ALL OILED UP IN POSING TRUNKS FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES

LOL Robert

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:16:06 PM »

Do any of the trannies in the audience ask you if you'd like to feel their "little pinkie", Robert?

wes mantooth · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:21:26 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 23, 2007, 11:08:54 PM

1. The bar scene from the first "Star Wars"
2. The crowd at Walmart at 2:00 A.M.
3. An AA Meeting
4. The patrons at "All You Can Eat" night at Cici's pizza
5. A post-op transexual convention

Nothing like the crowd...it's the real "show"...

thats the best part about going to relatively larger shows....the people watching is better than the prejudging. freaks....not muscular freaks, window licker freaks....

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:22:59 PM »

I think the breakdown was..

70% fags/schmoes
10% family,friends
20% industry, bodybuilders, fans, etc.

CARTEL · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:25:29 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 23, 2007, 11:22:59 PM

I think the breakdown was..

70% fags/schmoes
10% family,friends
20% industry, bodybuilders, fans, etc.

Hate to ask Captain but,

which group did you belong to?

Big Worm · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2007, 11:26:18 PM »

Quote from: Robert the Bruce on March 23, 2007, 11:10:26 PM

the crowd is full of normal guys like you and me....WHO LOVE looking at MASSIVE SHREDDED HUNKS ALL OILED UP IN POSING TRUNKS FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES

You're not normal M1..

canadaphiliac · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2007, 12:33:19 AM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 23, 2007, 11:08:54 PM

1. The bar scene from the first "Star Wars"
2. The crowd at Walmart at 2:00 A.M.
3. An AA Meeting
4. The patrons at "All You Can Eat" night at Cici's pizza
5. A post-op transexual convention

Nothing like the crowd...it's the real "show"...

I am convinced Walmart at 2:00 am is where all the refuse of the world congregate. I was there at that ungodly hour once and after making my purchase attempted to just leave. Attempted. The guy who was cleaning the floor blocked the lane with the floor buffer, literally lurched over to me, leaned in and made an odd hissing noise while pointing wildly towards the front entrance, looked at me like he wanted a response, so I just nodded and he went along his merry creepy way. The lady behind me had bought a toaster, because she apparently couldn't wait until daylight to have her Choco-Fudgy Yum Yums. Then, to cap it all off, there was a guy walking around the store, just licking his hand and then touching things with it. Freaky.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2007, 12:35:51 AM »

Quote from: CARTEL on March 23, 2007, 11:25:29 PM

Hate to ask Captain but,

which group did you belong to?

Industry/bodybuilders, etc.

The few shows I have been to, have been to support my friends competing.

Alex23 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2007, 12:37:32 AM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 23, 2007, 11:08:54 PM

Nothing like the crowd...it's the real "show"...

Hi Adam.

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2007, 06:52:53 AM »

Two things still apply here...

1. I'm not Adam
2. You're still a FAT ASS

Hope this helps..

Alex23 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2007, 02:29:24 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 24, 2007, 06:52:53 AM

2. You're still a FAT ASS

Actually I'm not... pretty solid.

Where's you pic?

The Enigma · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2007, 04:02:23 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 23, 2007, 11:08:54 PM

1. The bar scene from the first "Star Wars"
2. The crowd at Walmart at 2:00 A.M.
3. An AA Meeting
4. The patrons at "All You Can Eat" night at Cici's pizza
5. A post-op transexual convention

Nothing like the crowd...it's the real "show"...

#'s 1 and 5

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2007, 04:21:18 PM »

Quote from: The Enigma on March 24, 2007, 04:02:23 PM

#'s 1 and 5

I agree.

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2007, 07:05:28 PM »

Alex, why are you so fat? Do you want to supply the neighborhood kids with a lifetime supply of gravy is your leg were to ever have a compound fracture? Is your blood type Ragoo Positive? Do you really think you need all that extra FAT to be even remotely strong? Do you pride yourself in being a LARDASS? Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think to yourself, "You know, it's just fucking amazing how damn fat I really am.."...

In short, does lard make talent, alex? Or, better yet, do a lard and a mullet make talent?

Alex23 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:14:28 AM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 24, 2007, 07:05:28 PM

Alex, why are you so fat? Do you want to supply the neighborhood kids with a lifetime supply of gravy is your leg were to ever have a compound fracture? Is your blood type Ragoo Positive? Do you really think you need all that extra FAT to be even remotely strong? Do you pride yourself in being a LARDASS? Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think to yourself, "You know, it's just fucking amazing how damn fat I really am.."...

In short, does lard make talent, alex? Or, better yet, do a lard and a mullet make talent?

Post a pic that can beat these. All I ask. these are my worst pic ever, so I'm lowering the bard for ya.

I'm supposely fat and unbalanced; but you still can't beat me.

If you can't comeback, that is pathetic my friend.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2007, 01:10:48 AM »

looking swole dude

gordiano · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2007, 01:10:48 AM

looking swole dude

No shit!

Some good size!

evolutnbatista · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2007, 08:01:53 AM »

looking thick man post some of your in-shape pics

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2007, 11:26:58 AM »

LOL!! He HAS NO "in-shape" pics!! He's never BEEN IN SHAPE IN HIS LIFE!

LMAO!!

ribonucleic · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2007, 11:34:18 AM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 24, 2007, 07:05:28 PM

Alex, why are you so fat? Do you want to supply the neighborhood kids with a lifetime supply of gravy is your leg were to ever have a compound fracture? Is your blood type Ragoo Positive? Do you really think you need all that extra FAT to be even remotely strong? Do you pride yourself in being a LARDASS? Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think to yourself, "You know, it's just fucking amazing how damn fat I really am.."...

In short, does lard make talent, alex? Or, better yet, do a lard and a mullet make talent?

This guy is the real thing.

This post had heart in it.

I fear this "EgoCrusher".

Always Sore · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2007, 11:43:31 AM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 24, 2007, 07:05:28 PM

Alex, why are you so fat? Do you want to supply the neighborhood kids with a lifetime supply of gravy is your leg were to ever have a compound fracture? Is your blood type Ragoo Positive? Do you really think you need all that extra FAT to be even remotely strong? Do you pride yourself in being a LARDASS? Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think to yourself, "You know, it's just fucking amazing how damn fat I really am.."...

In short, does lard make talent, alex? Or, better yet, do a lard and a mullet make talent?

Funny when I read this all I hear is ..."I am small....I am so small...I have a sixpac year round because I weigh 120 lbs." But I did like the ragoo line...may have to steal that...

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2007, 11:48:29 AM »

I weigh 206 right now with a BF under 7%. How about you?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2007, 11:50:52 AM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on March 27, 2007, 11:48:29 AM

I weigh 206 right now with a BF under 7%. How about you?

Only one way to settle this...

Slap 'em on the rulers, boys...

Author Topic: The crowd at a bodybuilding show most resembles.... (Read 26825 times)

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