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Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« on: March 24, 2007, 11:11:49 AM »
You REALLY have to go, you have six people in your house, only three bathrooms, and all three bathrooms are occupied by a female?   :'( 

I really had to go this morning.  Had to beg my little one to get out of her bathroom.  She agreed to let me use it, but took her time singing some made up song ("I love pizza.  I love ice cream . . . .") while I did the shee shee dance (and the no. 2 dance) outside her bathroom door.  As she opened the door, she reminded me that she is not allowed to use my bathroom and that I should use my own bathroom.   :-[  I didn't have time to put her in a headlock . . . . .
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2007, 11:27:55 AM »
Keep a bucket in the corner of your living room for future emergencies of this nature. A bucket with a lid will cut down the smell and keep flies away.
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 04:37:34 PM »
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and make the bitches use that 8)
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 04:48:22 PM »
Go take a leak outside.
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2007, 05:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on March 24, 2007, 11:11:49 AM
while I did the shee shee dance (and the no. 2 dance) outside her bathroom door. 

heeehehehehehe!



P.S.  As you know all the bathrooms in YOUR house are YOURS.
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2007, 09:18:32 PM »
Quote from: STella on March 24, 2007, 05:05:52 PM
heeehehehehehe!



P.S.  As you know all the bathrooms in YOUR house are YOURS.

Theoretically.   :)  Doesn't help me when I'm on the wrong side of a locked door and a little brat is on the other side . . . .

 
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2007, 09:23:20 PM »
Haha!!!

This is great stuff... That's fatherhood for you... You're getting old and slow and these chicks are quick man.

She busted your balls well too... Maybe next time you'll think twice before using her bathroom.

Hahaha! Excellent! Best post of the day.
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2007, 10:08:26 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on March 24, 2007, 09:23:20 PM
Haha!!!

This is great stuff... That's fatherhood for you... You're getting old and slow and these chicks are quick man.

She busted your balls well too... Maybe next time you'll think twice before using her bathroom.

Hahaha! Excellent! Best post of the day.

 :)  Someone was telling me today how wonderful and well behaved my kids are.  I said "no they're not.  They're evil."  And told them this story . . . .  :D

But you're right that I'm getting old and slow . . . and soft. 
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2007, 10:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Beach Bum on March 24, 2007, 10:08:26 PM
:)  Someone was telling me today how wonderful and well behaved my kids are.  I said "no they're not.  They're evil."  And told them this story . . . .  :D

But you're right that I'm getting old and slow . . . and soft. 

Kids will do that to you... you have to fight hard not to get slow and soft... or they might take over.
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2007, 01:48:54 AM »
"M" that's why we live on the beach and/or have a pool.   ;D
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Re: Don't You Hate It When . . . (Bathroom Rant)
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2007, 01:58:41 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on March 25, 2007, 01:48:54 AM
"M" that's why we live on the beach and/or have a pool.   ;D

LOL.  Hawaiian bathroom?   :D
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