"Son, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Mom the friggin Canadian gave you intelligence, I leave you this bmacsys legacy of over a year's worth of getbig links trailing someone around online that i was attracted to. Nothing better to do, making stuff up along the way. Including evidence of the thread i made up this morning that was immediately deleted by mods."
bwahahaahahahahahahha
"Thanks dad, does that mean you'll stop beating mom & I?"
LOL