Author Topic: The absolute fastest way to loose weight is.... (Read 7411 times)

Option D · « **on:** March 28, 2007, 01:56:06 PM »

Goin though a break up.....
Every time i go through long drawn out break up i loose 30 lbs in 2 months

trab · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2007, 07:26:37 PM »

For a guy BBer yes. But ever see a stressed out woman retreat into sugar foods? Not pretty.
Man, I think I''ve seen attempted suicide by sweets more than once by depressed girls.

Faust · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2007, 03:10:27 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on March 28, 2007, 01:56:06 PM

Goin though a break up.....
Every time i go through long drawn out break up i loose 30 lbs in 2 months

I'm feeling ya.
Summer's coming. Better break up fast dude!

Playboy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2007, 08:06:35 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on March 28, 2007, 01:56:06 PM

Goin though a break up.....
Every time i go through long drawn out break up i loose 30 lbs in 2 months

Tons of cardio, strickly clean diet, 1 caffine tab, 1 baby asperin tab & 1 ephedrine tab twice per day. Once in the morning on an empty stomach upon wakening & once later on in the day around 3pm NO later. Its the fastest and "cleanest" way. Good luck.

PB

gtbro1 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2007, 08:14:39 AM »

start smoking crack...seriously.I have never seen an overweight crack addict.

Option D · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2007, 08:16:49 AM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on March 29, 2007, 08:14:39 AM

start smoking crack...seriously.I have never seen an overweight crack addict.

LMAO...didnt Whitney Houston go on the "ill smoke a little crack to loose the love handles" diet...worked for her

Deedee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2007, 06:28:50 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on March 28, 2007, 01:56:06 PM

Goin though a break up.....
Every time i go through long drawn out break up i loose 30 lbs in 2 months

You mentioned this before. I'm like you, can't stand food when miserable. You have to either force yourself to eat... or stop breaking up with people. The last part works best.

trab · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2007, 06:57:26 PM »

Have you seen Pics of Angelina lately?

Migs · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2007, 07:08:48 PM »

trab · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2007, 07:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Migs on March 29, 2007, 07:08:48 PM

meth

ANgelina? I heard her mother died. She's nothing but bones if you look close.
Does look tweakerish though.

Migs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2007, 07:25:23 PM »

sorry that was my reply to the thread title. I have no idea about what goes on in hollywood. unless someone leaks s sex tape! lol

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2007, 11:04:19 PM »

There's a fast way to lose weight and then there's the total lifestyle change where you lose it forever. I made that change 8 years ago when I was "obese" with a bodyfat of 35%. Now I feel fat if I'm 15% in off season. Proper diet and cardio teamed with dedication will get you the "beach body" everyone wants.

Faust · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2007, 02:51:44 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on March 29, 2007, 06:28:50 PM

You mentioned this before. I'm like you, can't stand food when miserable. You have to either force yourself to eat... or stop breaking up with people. The last part works best.

I have the same thing.
Also, when you're just falling in love it's hard to eat a lot as well.

Deedee · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:18:24 AM »

Quote from: Faust on March 30, 2007, 02:51:44 AM

I have the same thing.
Also, when you're just falling in love it's hard to eat a lot as well.

It's impossible to eat when you're falling in love.

I think it's the romantics of the world who respond like this.

Playboy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2007, 08:04:47 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on March 30, 2007, 06:18:24 AM

It's impossible to eat when you're falling in love. I think it's the romantics of the world who respond like this.

Its impossible to do anything when your falling in love. That person consumes your every thought

PB

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2007, 08:12:16 AM »

You're all wrong. The fastest way to lose weight is to chop off a limb. It's quick and effective!!!

Option D · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2007, 08:24:53 AM »

LOL thanks guys this stuff is hilarious....

I actually went through a break up (well since november) and my weight has gone from 250 to 220....im back up to like 35 2now....Moral is all fucked up though....i fuckin hate break ups...im goin back to th stone cold player of my college days.

Deadpool · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2007, 01:23:28 PM »

fastest way to lose weight, guarenteed? Die.

Deedee · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2007, 01:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Medford on March 30, 2007, 01:23:28 PM

fastest way to lose weight, guarenteed? Die.

Behave.

Migs · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2007, 02:44:29 PM »

Quote from: Medford on March 30, 2007, 01:23:28 PM

fastest way to lose weight, guarenteed? Die.

rofl

Wanocki · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:27:50 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on March 28, 2007, 01:56:06 PM

Goin though a break up.....
Every time i go through long drawn out break up i loose 30 lbs in 2 months

alot of muscle?

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:04:59 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on March 30, 2007, 08:24:53 AM

LOL thanks guys this stuff is hilarious....

I actually went through a break up (well since november) and my weight has gone from 250 to 220....im back up to like 35 2now....Moral is all fucked up though....i fuckin hate break ups...im goin back to th stone cold player of my college days.

Breakups are tough. The more you had invested in the relationship, the longer it takes to get over it. Maybe being the player is not the best idea for now. Give yourself some time to find yourself again then see about finding a new relationship. The other way just causes pain to one of the parties involved and really doesn't help you get over your feelings. I'm not saying to hibernate for the next year, just go out to have fun with your friends and when the right girl comes along she won't be turned off by your reputation as a player. The girls worth keeping don't want a guy that's known for that. Just some advice, and good luck my friend.

Option D · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2007, 07:36:46 PM »

Quote from: Wanocki on March 30, 2007, 06:27:50 PM

alot of muscle?

like half and half actually....

xxxLinda · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:43:52 PM »

haf and half. (American/English...

I swear it's sex and situps.

Either/or. If you're not getting the first, do the other.

xL

You could also try dancing around and touching the sky and your feet.

eating properly also helps

xxxLinda · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2007, 04:47:53 PM »

in a gada da vida, oh man I've not heard that since the last time (10-15 years ago) my father sat in his living room and played his stereo and drank a glass of scotch when he thought us kids were asleep. I must listen to that song now. thank you for reminding me of times past.

The absolute best way to loose weight is to fall in love and have lots of sex in the Springtime.
xL