Lame comeback you scat fiend. Why do you stalk me with your homo-erotic fantasies?
Let's make a deal, I'll post once to every three of your insults. That will help keep "teh funny" balanced, and spare me of the 1.5 calories I use to needlessly reply.
DISCLAIMER - If your posts continue to be as funny as seeing your pet run over by a car, the ratio may change to 5-1, or even 10-1.
For now, just start posting. I'll reply when I think you've caught up.