Hahahhaha can you imagine what it'd be like if MD gave DA his own column? It would make Valvolino's type-set diarrhea look like Milton and Shakespeare in comparison.
Imagine page after page of crap like "TEH FVCUKIN GETBIG HATRRZZ WHERE TALKIN ABOUT ME HAHAHAHHAHAA LMAO!!!! SO I TOLD TEHM TO CUM TO ME AT TEH EXPO FCUKEN GETBIG HATRZZZ!!!!!! HAHAHAHA LMAO I WAS DOIN G4P LAST NITE AND TEH GUY'S DENTURES FELL OUT HAHAHAHAH!!!..."