Ok "Always Sore"
Oh brother, you seem like the kind of guy who gets reemed in the ass nightly by one of many gentleman suitors then decides to use your current anal situation as a getbig handle hoping that people will think you are always sore from "working out" when really it's the massive amounts of man batter and thrusting into your cavity that cause all the pain. Gayer then Mars playing dungeons and dragons
Ha ha Oh I see were going with the clever "Handle" attack with a side of Gayer then...

Xpac2 is that handle because you felt bad that not only do you take the gold at the Man Juice swallowing olympics but wanted everyone to know that you finished 1st and 3rd in the fudgepack games? Gayer then asking for fruit topping on your banana sunday, then giggling like a schoolgirl when the scoop jockey asks if you want nuts...