Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro

[Kegdrainer]

So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

[Tamer Razor]

Wow you are a tough guy.

[Tamer Razor]

Just Gangster

[G o a t b o y]

Wow you are a tough guy.

I'll bet he wears the yellow t-shirt they gave him that says "SECURITY" in 6" tall letters everywhere he goes now! 

[MisterMagoo]

kegdrainer is the only person i've ever seen who can't have a double chin because he was apparently born without a first one. guy's about as intimidating as a feather pillow with a rainbow printed on it.

[HOSTILE]

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[benjamin pearson]

kegdrainer is the only person i've ever seen who can't have a double chin because he was apparently born without a first one. guy's about as intimidating as a feather pillow with a rainbow printed on it.

haha classic

[OneMoreRep]

So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while until he was fired for stealing from the company.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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[benjamin pearson]

Just like you did to thoses people who asked if you were kegdrainer from getbig..... the hired goons?? 

[G o a t b o y]

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell"

Chuck Lidell is a pussy.


Kegdrainer says he's "in training" at the "Security/Doorman Gym" to deny entrance to Fedor Emelianenko one day!

[Kegdrainer]

i just thought it was funny when he tried to get in my face like he thought he was tough or something.

[Wombat]

Why would you take being a door man at a state level show so damn serious...Who gives a shit...So what if he went back stage...Your willing to fight a guy for going back stage...I would have ask if he wants to talk to the promoter...Let the two assholes battle it out...

[UK Gold]

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[New Hank Wood]

Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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What a reply. Absolute hilarious stuff. Such powerful images, very clever.

[sandycoosworth]

So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while until he was fired for stealing from the company.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

id like to see you try that shit with a couple true players

[tonys]

What an idiotic story to post. This isn't news. Obviously, kegdrainer has to post this run-in like tabloid news, and make Joe Lazaro look bad. Who cares how big of a man you think you are?

The Mr./Ms. Buffalo show is a far bigger show than the Natural NGA show. It draws many more competitors and spectators than a natural show. Lazaro & his father, Joe, who also was a competitive bodybuilder , have been promoting the Buffalo show for many years . It's a NPC show, and qualifies the overall winners to compete in a national NPC show. They're staging it at the same theater in the University of Buffalo for the 1st time, after many years squeezing people into a school auditorium. He just wanted to check out the place is what I am assuming.

It WOULD have been a good gesture for the promoter of the NGA show to let Joe in, as they're both known promoters. Don't know much about any history between them. It would have been the right thing to do, but there must be a lot of jealousy over how good Joe's show is.

You acted like a tough guy, and now you're bragging about it. Shows what a cheap jerk the guy you work for is, and what an idiot you are to brag about this.

Joe's Buffalo show beats that lousy natural show in every class. And he's got more class than you'll ever have.

[muscularny]

Why would you take being a door man at a state level show so damn serious...Who gives a shit...So what if he went back stage...Your willing to fight a guy for going back stage...I would have ask if he wants to talk to the promoter...Let the two assholes battle it out...

you hire security not to deal with shit like this yourself, why would he call the owner?

he did as he was told and thats the job of security personal

[BEAST 8692]

what's the wages for security at a second rate show like this? a buck an hour?

ahh well, i guess some people are so anal retentive they will try and get on a power trip no matter how pathetic.

let me guess kegdrainer, you were the school hall monitor?

[decadaddy]

Hey keg,next time use spellchecker thats 2 Z's in Lazzaro,any way i was at that show it was a dam swim meet,more like 25 people in it no teens ,no middleweights.The buffalo blows thats show away from front to back.why dont you come down this weekend and see a real show,Joe has way more class than Jerry anyway.

[ButtonMan]

Actual conversation:

Laz     :  You're dangerous. I like that
Kegd   :  That's right  ........ I'm dangerous

Laz      : You think you're hot?
Kegd   : I know I'm hot

Laz       : Mind if I pilot?
Kegd     : Only if you crash and burn ..........  into my ass     

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

ahahahaha Kegdrainer comes to Getbig and reels off all his lies in a mad bid to get props!!!

Yes of course this happened fatty!!  The only reason he could not get eye to eye was because of your 67th chin would not allow him to get close!!

here what that poor guy had to look at!!!



This goes with your 500lb rock that you moved 30ft with your bare hands and the assasins who called you by your getbig handle!!


oh and this may be of interest to you




ta ta pieman

[The Heckler]

I refuse to read yet another bullshit novel from triple chin "kegdrainer", can somebody please summarize it for me?

[sandycoosworth]

i saw joe lezoro kick a handicapped kid at his show last year


















true story

[okme]

I am 5'5 135lbs. A small man. Promise if I ever got married you won't try to punk me out in front of my wife kegdrainer? Then again I don't start shit with people, I am a mild mannered type. I always back off from any situation or confrontation. I feel like such a pansy.