My Life

[tommywishbone]

He sounds like he has no calves?

hahhahaha

[Bast000]

Good


5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.

It's good to value money but that's overly cheap, therefor not good.

[Hedgehog]

this guy sounds like me. hahaha

I don't think so. No where does he state that he is bisexual.

-Hedge

[tommywishbone]

Fuck FEMA.

Well, you do have some good points. Our goverment sucks.

[okme]

What's wrong with paying for it? Why does that concern you? You just need to get laid. Trust me, some very famous, rich and good-looking men have "paid for it" on a regular basis. Besides, you are always paying for it when it comes to attractive women...even in a real relationship. When I add up all the money my girlfriend has cost me I think hookers would be cheaper. 

True, but isn't it demeaning as shit?

Like if I went with a broad for dinner at a nice restaurant or whatever and then fucked her, least I wouldn't think I outright paid for sex and feel like a douchebag.

I don't know dude.. ahh I guess you may be right. We pay one way or another.

[Benny B]

True, but isn't it demeaning as shit?

Like if I went with a broad for dinner at a nice restaurant or whatever and then fucked her, least I wouldn't think I outright paid for sex and feel like a douchebag.

I don't know dude.. ahh I guess you may be right. We pay one way or another.

It's demeaning for the whore, not for you. 

[Bast000]

I don't think so. No where does he state that he is bisexual.

-Hedge

Dude I haven't as much as hugged a guy except for family members.   Brutal homophobia you have.

[Rami]

Life is gay, and there is no hope.

Hope this helps!

[okme]

The world is a fucked up place and it sounds to me you are well off, but to much of a chickenshit to experience it....Soo, once again I tell you to quit bitching about it and off yourself....

Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.

[ThaRealist]

True, but isn't it demeaning as shit?

Like if I went with a broad for dinner at a nice restaurant or whatever and then fucked her, least I wouldn't think I outright paid for sex and feel like a douchebag.

I don't know dude.. ahh I guess you may be right. We pay one way or another.

Just get a higher end escort and it will be just like a date if you wanted it to be...Dinner, a show and sex afterwards....Nothing demeaning when you have a really good time and you just had to pay a few extra bills for it...Middle-aged wealthy guys do it on a weekly basis....

[Bast000]

Were you raised to be so cheap?

[Benny B]

Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.

I already explained this to you. I'm trying to be nice today, so re-read my post or fuck off. 
It's gonna get ugly here soon...

[Bast000]

prenup protection.

Prenups are meaningless in court, I have heard many times.  Is your dad short and ugly guy?

[ThaRealist]

Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.

Enjoying life does not mean you have to risk your life, go to jail/prison or get into physical altercations....But you do have to get out of your shell and not be scared of the world...For fuck's sake travel the world for starters....Either that or just go outside a few times a day LoL

[The Heckler]

Good

1) I'm from a rich family and have been given a lot of money by my dad.

2) I lost 50 pounds the past 5 years, now I'm in the "healthy weight" range. Very proud of this. 185 pounds to 135 pounds.

3) I exercise an hour a day, 6 days a week, consistently for the past 5 years with only minor breaks and few missed workouts. I like that discipline and commitment that I have shown.

4) I am a good person with a good heart I genuinely believe.

5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.

6) When I'm sufficiently occupied during the day listening to Howard Stern, watching TV, working out, playing video games and online checkers, listening to music, downloading stuff off the net, reading forums, watching porn and masturbating, I am happy and my life is an absolute heaven. But there's always that period every day when I feel extremely lonely and sad and ugly and short and unloved and unlovable and that I will be alone forever.

Bad

1) I'm short. 5'5". I expecially hate this. If only I was taller I would feel better about myself. Practically every girl wants a guy taller than her. Heck even 4'11 broads want a 6' guy to feel "secure". Probably 90% of the market eliminated right there. I also feel like a complete douchebag when speaking to someone 6'4 and up, I feel like a 5 year old.

2) I'm ugly. Big nose, big ears, my face is a disaster. I see the ugliest person in the world when I look in the mirror. Strong self loathing.

3) I have no "game" with women.

4) I have low self esteem.

5) I have no friends. Partly because I'm afraid people will try to steal my money. I have a hard time trusting anyone after my father told me some bad experiences he had with people that he trusted, so I tend to stay away from people. My father's motto is "don't trust anybody". He has no friends and neither do I. But at least he has a hot new wife (stepmom) who actually likes him and not his money, and prenup protection.

6) I don't trust people and I am a recluse.

7) I find it hard to "care" about people or do charity work. I know most people are utter scumbags if given the opportunity to show their true colors and if the shoe was on the other foot and roles reversed and I was the one that needed the handout charity, they would probably show me middle fingers and spit in my face. I used to do things for people because it brought me some kind of joy, then I see what appens, no good deed goes unpunished, people are generally ungrateful, after that happened enough these days my motto is "to each his own" I don't ask you for anything you don't ask me for anything. I also think it's a joke people want to save animals... lock yourself with a lion in a room and see what it does to you. I will not care for something or someone that doesn't give a damn about me.

I've never asked a girl out and don't gave a girlfriend. I dress like some idiot so they don't even know I have money. Plus I don't really want a gold digger in my life, I don't want to support some evil girl who just wants my money. I want real love, I want to love and be loved back for who I am not what I have, I want sex, I am a good guy darn it I deserve it. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and go bang a hooker or 20 but that just seems so demeaning I would loathe myself even more if I did that.

So there.. my life.

Discuss and advise. Thank you.

This post belongs on the X board.

[jwb]

It's all the same shit. People are scumbags, period. I used to give a dollar here and there to panhandlers. Then one  of them said "only a dollar huh cheap fuck" after that none of them gets anything. Now it's tough shit if you're starving, not my problem.

No I meant working for a charity not giving away money - big difference.

Plus, if someone calling you a cheap fuck - who was probably mentally ill - is enough to put you off ever helping your fellow man again then you deserve to live a lonely, sad life.

[Hedgehog]

Dude I haven't as much as hugged a guy except for family members.   Brutal homophobia you have.

Bro, sorry for assuming you being bisexual.

Here's why:

Your constant posting of homoerotic stuff and references to gay culture made me assume you were a homo.

When someone mentioned you had a crush on some female on this board, I assumed it meant you swung both ways.

BTW, I know the American-Italian culture looks down on fags. So if you're currently in the closet: Hang in there, Gay Guy!

I am a supporter of the Gays.

-Hedge

[tommywishbone]

Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.

Little dude, jail ain't that bad, and getting beat-up only hurts for a few minutes. But... the pure delight of the things that can lead to those two events, can be memorable! Go for it!

[Hedgehog]

I moved this thread here: You girls may be able to offer this gomer the proper care and support.

You go girls!!!

-Hedge

[okme]

Were you raised to be so cheap?

I don't live in lack or anything. I get what I want within reason. It's just that the things I like to do with my time don't cost much money. gym $18 a month, stern show $12 a month, online games free etc. If I genuinely cared about how I look, I'd probably have gotten new clothes. But with my ugly ASS face and short height, I feel it's like spraying deodorant on a pile of shit. No point.

[Bast000]

Bro, sorry for assuming you being bisexual.

Here's why:

Your constant posting of homoerotic stuff and references to gay culture made me assume you were a homo.

When someone mentioned you had a crush on some female on this board, I assumed it meant you swung both ways.

BTW, I know the American-Italian culture looks down on fags. So if you're currently in the closet: Hang in there, Gay Guy!

I am a supporter of the Gays.

-Hedge

I post gay content as humor.  You can believe that means someone is gay, but you must feel the need to call me gay in every threadbecause you are angry at me.

Did I cause you to meltdown one too many times?

[ThaRealist]

I don't live in lack or anything. I get what I want within reason. It's just that the things I like to do with my time don't cost much money. gym $18 a month, stern show $12 a month, online games free etc. If I genuinely cared about how I look, I'd probably have gotten new clothes. But with my ugly ASS face and short height, I feel it's like spraying deodorant on a pile of shit. No point.

Plastic Surgery does wonders even for those of us that are shorter in stature......Women get boobs and lipo; sounds to me like you can afford a new face LoL....

[okme]

Plastic Surgery does wonders even for those of us that are shorter in stature......Women get boobs and lipo; sounds to me like you can afford a new face LoL....

Plastic surgery is gay. Things can go wrong. Plus it would make me feel like an absolute retard. Besides, the height thing bothers me more than the shitface.

[Benny B]

But with my ugly ASS face and short height, I feel it's like spraying deodorant on a pile of shit. No point.

hahaha! Your sub-zero esteem is hilarious!  

There are lot's of ugly short dudes who are married with kids. Not that you gotta want that for yourself, but your excuses are just that...excuses. Plus you have the ultimate equalizer. Money. But nobody will want to be around you if you don't even take the time to look presentable.
Did you read my first post again yet?

[Bast000]

Plus it would make me feel like an absolute retard.

Dude, what is all this "feelings" shit.  Feelings are for girls.  Just get shit done like a man.