Have you ever taken a dump in a public tanning bed?

[Debussey]

 

[Euro-monster]

That thought is funny...to think about the look on the persons face who comes in to tan after you would be priceless...

[Deedee]

No, but once, the girl who worked the front and cleaned the beds came running out of one room screaming because somebody had peed in the cleaning agent bottle. He had walked right by me on the way out. He looked like someone who would do that.

[Debussey]

The exact "take a dump in the tanning bed" scenario once went down in Debusseys gym

[ToxicAvenger]

my friend rich (RIP) used to smoke weed and jack off in the gym bed all the time...

i'd make sure i windexed that fucker if i ws gonna get in it...

[Euro-monster]

my friend rich (RIP) used to smoke weed and jack off in the gym bed all the time...

i'd make sure i windexed that fucker if i ws gonna get in it...

You went after him while you knew he would do that to that machine?...

[ToxicAvenger]

You went after him while you knew he would do that to that machine?...

its not like i'd wait outside the room hopping up and down in glee lol...

i just knew rich did coke at the gym..he'd do a set..go hit a bump..then talk to me about how he wanted to bang the cleaning lady..in the middle of my facking set none the less..then he'd hurry to the tanning room..lol..

i used to work at that gym and i'd usually tan after closing up..then come home..but i'd sure clean the bed right and proper..orrr lol ask the mexican cleaning lady to get to it before she left for the day!

[youandme]

i've heard about someone taking a dump in the tanning bed room, in the trash can. wtf would make a person want to do something like that? needless to say I cancelled my membership at that place.

[ToxicAvenger]

i've heard about someone taking a dump in the tanning bed room, in the trash can. wtf would make a person want to do something like that? needless to say I cancelled my membership at that place.

lmao..

ok there is no excuse but once we were chilling (ie getting high) at the UMCP music dept ...while one of my friends ws playing the piano..it sounded eerie late night cause the sound would echo..anyhow my brother comes out of the girls bathroom doubled over laughing, tears streaming down his face and barely able to speak ...

he just points to the fem bathroom door asking me to go in...and lo and behold in one of the sinks he'd left the first girl washing her hands the next day , a rather large surprise..

i yelled at him later for that but the thought of having a prissy music major discover that..well..twas funny..

[Deadpool]

my threads got moved but this stuff doesn't?  ya gotta be kidding me

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

its not like i'd wait outside the room hopping up and down in glee lol...

i just knew rich did coke at the gym..he'd do a set..go hit a bump..then talk to me about how he wanted to bang the cleaning lady..in the middle of my facking set none the less..then he'd hurry to the tanning room..lol..

i used to work at that gym and i'd usually tan after closing up..then come home..but i'd sure clean the bed right and proper..orrr lol ask the mexican cleaning lady to get to it before she left for the day!

And is this person still among the living? That has got to be hands down the dumbest shit I've ever heard someone do. Doing coke and working out??? Jesus, that guy might want consider sticking the barrell of a gun in his mouth and just ending it all.

[ToxicAvenger]

my threads got moved but this stuff doesn't?  ya gotta be kidding me

its cause i'm in it! 

[ToxicAvenger]

And is this person still among the living? That has got to be hands down the dumbest shit I've ever heard someone do. Doing coke and working out??? Jesus, that guy might want consider sticking the barrell of a gun in his mouth and just ending it all.

rich is dead (RIP)...died of a stomach ulcer..  that bled him out..

rich ws 6 2..the ultimate frat boy going on 35..but 290ish lbs and a strong mofo..

[Debussey]

my threads got moved but this stuff doesn't?  ya gotta be kidding me

Because you are one fat ugly fuck.

[Debussey]

Bumb for little turds floating around in sweaty tanning beds.