I got owned

[El Diablo Blanco]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

[Big Worm]

Dude!! Would it have killed you to bang out a set for her ??





















 And yes !!  You were owned !

[~flower~]

  yeah, you probably would of had to postpone that workout at least 2 days after doing that pull-up.


   You made the right decision.


           

[250Ben250]

I wouldn't go run a marathon the day before legs, but I doubt a set of pullups at a sub-max effort would really hurt your back workout the next day. You should have just karate chopped one of the wooden beams holding the chin up bar or something cool like that instead.  

[ButtonMan]

Just work on your jab , next time she goes off  ...................... BOOOOM

[El Diablo Blanco]

I wouldn't go run a marathon the day before legs, but I doubt a set of pullups at a sub-max effort would really hurt your back workout the next day. You should have just karate chopped one of the wooden beams holding the chin up bar or something cool like that instead.  

Nice diversion. I should have just drop kicked one of the kids on the playground.

[benjamin pearson]

Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic

[kyomu]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

Fag.Nothing is more important than your wife and son for you. Stupid.

[The Heckler]

Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park.  There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up.  I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them.  She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.

She goes off on me with people listenening.

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

I felt like a schmuck.

Serisously.  How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?

Get a divorce.

It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you.  She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.

[kyomu]

Get a divorce.

It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you.  She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.

Haha. Thats also another point of view. Love it!

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic

ahahaha he refuses to push doors open if he has chest the next day in case he mimics a bench press!!


oh dear bodybuilding has completely taken over and thats very sad



ta ta

[Petrucci]

Fag.Nothing is more important than your wife and son for you. Stupid.

of course there is, a WORKOUT!!!!

you was right...A son and a wife you can get on every corner, but your workout of that day was unique...Why dont you tell her in the next time she is on her 'period' something like

"it must be good to have this useless thing between your legs...its the only thing that matters and yet it can be usefulll just a bunch of days on the month...'

MONSTER COMMITMENT TO SAVAGE WORKOUTS!!!























PS: dont get mad with the joke at your wife, im just kidding!  

[Man of Steel]

Bloody her teeth next time she gets mouthy.

[Option D]

Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic

He uses Casien protien...im sure of it.

[ToxicAvenger]

Get a divorce.

It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you.  She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.

well if she wasn't..NOW she is gonna..

[OneMoreRep]

If I were you, I'd divorce her immediately for being such an insensitive whore and become gay. 

[The Heckler]

If I were you, I'd divorce her immediately for being such an insensitive whore and become gay. 

Leave it to "onemorerep" to bring homosexuality into every thread

[Benny B]

Bloody her teeth next time she gets mouthy.

bwahahaha!  
Seriously, you are a dork. You should have knocked out a set of pull ups to show her what you got. That wouldn't have killed your workout the next day. Geez, you spend all your time working out in the gym...moments like this is where you show off the results!

[240 is Back]

You did the right thing.

If you don't have to run, walk.
If you don't have to walk, stand
If you don't have to stand, sit.
If you don't have to sit, lay down.
If you don't have to stay awake, go to sleep.

She's lucky you were utilizing valuable recovery agents even attending the park with her.  Toss in the fact she elevated your cortisol levels enough to start this thread, I'd say she seriously is attempting to hinder your progress.

Next time, rip off your shirt, win an unchallenged impromptu posedown with other park visitors, then get a divorce, the ultimate cortisol inhibitor.

[finurface]

i think your wife doesnt really love you, and that if she did, she wouldnt have humiliated you in front of others people.

what kind of couple is this when the woman brings her man down ?



useless muscle? is this what she thinks when you fuck her ?

[OneMoreRep]

"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"

What a useless c.u.n.t that wife of yours is.  To go and insult you in that manner, what nerve she has.  You should have turned around and told her what you use your muscles for.  You should have told her that the only time you use them is to pose in the men's locker room for your buddies in order to see who has the biggest man muscles.  Women will never understand the passion we have for such pastimes..

My advice, dump the whore. Who is she to judge, she couldn't even do a pull-up herself?

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[tleilaxutank]

Dude, you need to keep your pimp hand strong...


Tip of the Week:  Wrap yo women in blankets before you beat 'em.  They won't bruise that way.

[finurface]

Dude, you need to keep your pimp hand strong...


Tip of the Week:  Wrap yo women in blankets before you beat 'em.  They won't bruise that way.

no need to hit them...just scare em enough, it's working way better, and it lasts longer.

[OneMoreRep]

no need to hit them...just scare em enough, it's working way better, and it lasts longer.

Forget about beating or intimidating them, just cheat on them.  Here's an idea, go out to the local meat district in your area and pick up a hott stud and bring him home one night while she is out to her sister's house.  Keep him in bed and allow him to take your manlihood, afterwards, once she gets home, make sure to be riding him so that when she walks in on this man-on-man action she can get the lesson of her life.  All she will see are the soles of his foot, while you are sitting on top of his dagger getting the ramming of your life...

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[finurface]

Forget about beating or intimidating them, just cheat on them.  Here's an idea, go out to the local meat district in your area and pick up a hott stud and bring him home one night while she is out to her sister's house.  Keep him in bed and allow him to take your manlihood, afterwards, once she gets home, make sure to be riding him so that when she walks in on this man-on-man action she can get the lesson of her life.  All she will see are the soles of his foot, while you are sitting on top of his dagger getting the ramming of your life...

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WTF...


get out!