Author Topic: Joel Beef AKA Kegdrainer, why... (Read 2539 times)

Bigthumbz · « **on:** April 05, 2007, 08:39:21 AM »

Why are you such a fat piece of shit? Were you picked on as a kid? Were you molested by your father, brother, or local preist? There must be a reason you are the way you are. You've probably been picked on since the kindergarden, and never had a girlfriend. You have the build of Jaba the hut, and look like him too. Do us all a favor and leave the board, hell leave the country. Your bullshit stories are annoying and not comical.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:40:03 AM »

And whose gimmic account are you?

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:46:18 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on April 05, 2007, 08:40:03 AM

And whose gimmic account are you?

Y does this have to be a gimmick acct? Because I think the fat piece of shit is full of shit?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:46:46 AM »

Because you only have 4 posts so far...

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:48:07 AM »

JUST signed up buddy...

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:48:27 AM »

OK then, welcome aboard.

Mr Marcus · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:50:37 AM »

Looks like a proud fat fuck to me...........he musta just finished a whole pot roast on his own. Surprised theres no gravy drippin off his chin.

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:50:55 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on April 05, 2007, 08:48:27 AM

OK then, welcome aboard.

Thanks. I've been on other boards for almost 10 yrs now. When I saw some of the shit this guy wrote, I HAD to sign up! Took 3 days to get approved too. Whats that all about?

UK Gold · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM »

Quote from: Bigthumbz on April 05, 2007, 08:48:07 AM

JUST signed up buddy...

Why is Kegdrainer so important to you? Are you ex lovers? Did he give you AIDS? Did he steal your pies?

Mr Marcus · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:54:01 AM »

I've been reading this forum for about a week now too so I decided to join yesterday. Seems like a great bunch here with scattered fuck ups. Look forwarding to reading and posting more.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:54:54 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on April 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM

Why is Kegdrainer so important to you? Are you ex lovers? Did he give you AIDS? Did he steal your pies?

Are you still gettin rogered by your girlfriend?

UK Gold · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:55:54 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on April 05, 2007, 08:54:54 AM

Are you still gettin rogered by your girlfriend?

No, yours

Quote from: Mr Marcus on April 05, 2007, 08:54:01 AM

I've been reading this forum for about a week now too so I decided to join yesterday. Seems like a great bunch here with scattered fuck ups. Look forwarding to reading and posting more.

Don't lie about your poundages. If you can only bench 600lbs then so be it.

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2007, 09:04:18 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on April 05, 2007, 08:52:48 AM

Why is Kegdrainer so important to you? Are you ex lovers? Did he give you AIDS? Did he steal your pies?

Cuz he was fucking you in the ass and I wanted too. Kiss kiss goldie lox.

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2007, 12:52:48 PM »

Bump... I wanna keep this post up around the top.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2007, 03:37:08 PM »

I just farted about 10 solid seconds in the men's shitter.......fyi.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #15 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:13:05 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on April 05, 2007, 03:37:08 PM

I just farted about 10 solid seconds in the men's shitter.......fyi.

hahahaha

SS · « **Reply #16 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Bigthumbz on April 05, 2007, 09:04:18 AM

Cuz he was fucking you in the ass and I wanted too. Kiss kiss goldie lox.

hahaha! old news. we detroyed this c.unt a year ago.... enjoy whats left of him.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #17 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:18:54 PM »

I wouldnt mess with the guy didnt he beat up some thugs someone from getbig sent to beat him up

SS · « **Reply #18 on:** April 05, 2007, 05:20:25 PM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on April 05, 2007, 05:18:54 PM

I wouldnt mess with the guy didnt he beat up some thugs someone from getbig sent to beat him up

yes the cumdrainer is a 800 lb Dead Lifter that can carry a 500lb rock 20 yards and can suck 3 cocks at once.

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:25:31 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 05, 2007, 05:20:25 PM

yes the cumdrainer is a 800 lb Dead Lifter that can carry a 500lb rock 20 yards and can suck 3 cocks at once.

LMFAO!!!!!!

The Heckler · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2007, 08:30:33 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on April 05, 2007, 05:20:25 PM

yes the cumdrainer is a 800 lb Dead Lifter that can carry a 500lb rock 20 yards and can suck 3 cocks at once.

hahah you forgot the three cocks he can take up his ass at one time.

the shadow · « **Reply #21 on:** April 06, 2007, 01:17:41 AM »

kegdrainer is a nice guy..he has a very nice sense of humour

Dballn247 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 06, 2007, 03:47:28 AM »

Quote from: benjamin pearson on April 05, 2007, 05:18:54 PM

I wouldnt mess with the guy didnt he beat up some thugs someone from getbig sent to beat him up

Yes the infamous thug story. Complete with pistol and rottweiller. I guess he had to be an internet 1 upper and top Flex's ninja story.

Bigthumbz · « **Reply #23 on:** April 06, 2007, 09:57:35 PM »

Fat Joe... are you still around?

avesher · « **Reply #24 on:** April 06, 2007, 11:48:47 PM »

yllow tinge is for failing organs due to cholosterol and fat intake

Author Topic: Joel Beef AKA Kegdrainer, why... (Read 2539 times)

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