ha ha, and you probably spent 4.99 at auto zone to buy that muffler that makes your car sound like a farting machine.
Naw, I got my boyz down at da shop to hook me up, ya know? Yeah, I just zoom around town with everybody starin' at me all jealous. Haha, them douchebags only WISH they were getting my 50 miles to the gallon. Seriously now, what could be more badass than getting good gas mileage?