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who takes pre-workout shits?
« on: April 08, 2007, 03:57:27 PM »
every day before i work out i take a pre-workout shit at my gym. its become routine, and i find it important to clear my bowels before beginning a truly intense workout. some shits i take at the gym are great and absolutely necessary, others are just precautions in case i have little 'nades stuck up there that i dont want coming out during a set of, say, leg presses.

anybody else share this same pre-workout routine?
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 03:59:28 PM »
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 04:01:08 PM »
hahaha I thought I was the only one, i always make sure to pay a visit to the bathroom before I go training... infact this gives me an excuse to write up my workout before I go also. This is especially important for leg day, there's no better time to clear your bowels and get psyched up for some heavy ass squatting.  8)
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 04:02:21 PM »
I do my injections pre-workout in a shitting cabinet

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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2007, 04:05:53 PM »
I cant workout if I dont shit first.  Good thing is I workout first thing in the morning and right after my morning caffeine I shit.
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2007, 04:10:34 PM »
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hahaha I thought I was the only one, i always make sure to pay a visit to the bathroom before I go training... infact this gives me an excuse to write up my workout before I go also. This is especially important for leg day, there's no better time to clear your bowels and get psyched up for some heavy ass squatting.  Cool

absolutely! psyching myself up on leg day and clearing my head is extremely important during my preworkout bathroom session! and it is a very good time to plan out my workout more specifically! this bathroom time is an important element in having a good workout as funny as it may sound. glad to hear people out there agree!
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2007, 04:16:07 PM »
hahaha I had no doubt others did the same. It becomes a biological alarm clock. Right when I leave for the gym my bowels start picking up pace. And then I'm ready for my pre-workout poop and that is when I play out my workout in my mind in preparation for what's to come!!
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2007, 04:18:20 PM »
I usually just take a piss on the toilet seat before my workout, to piss off the people that take shits before their workout.
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2007, 04:20:55 PM »
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I usually just take a piss on the toilet seat before my workout, to piss off the people that take shits before their workout.

son of a bitch i hate people like you every time i open up a door to the stall theres piss all over the seat. lol pretty funny though i must admit.

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hahaha I had no doubt others did the same. It becomes a biological alarm clock. Right when I leave for the gym my bowels start picking up pace. And then I'm ready for my pre-workout poop and that is when I play out my workout in my mind in preparation for what's to come!!

yep and also a great time to practice whistling haha
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2007, 04:40:07 PM »
LOL yeah with you being part of my audience as well as everyone else in the bathroom.
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2007, 04:49:58 PM »
Quote from: nodeal on April 08, 2007, 03:57:27 PM
every day before i work out i take a pre-workout shit at my gym. its become routine, and i find it important to clear my bowels before beginning a truly intense workout. some shits i take at the gym are great and absolutely necessary, others are just precautions in case i have little 'nades stuck up there that i dont want coming out during a set of, say, leg presses.

anybody else share this same pre-workout routine?

You can always tell when it's a slow day on Getbig. :-\
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2007, 05:02:56 PM »
Quote from: The Heckler on April 08, 2007, 04:49:58 PM
You can always tell when it's a slow day on Getbig. :-\

As opposed to the very creative day we had yesterday with the 8-10 Heckler threads?
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2007, 05:09:02 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on April 08, 2007, 05:02:56 PM
As opposed to the very creative day we had yesterday with the 8-10 Heckler threads?

I didn't make those threads, so what's your point? ::)
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 05:11:36 PM »
HAAHAHAHA YES! Nothing beats pinching a giant turd before lifting. I too find myself writing out my workout plan in detail since it's effectively the same one I've used for 4 years. Sometimes when I'm really into a good shit blasting session I yearn for those childhood "cracks" I used to hear my asshole make when I had a rollerpin sized shit coming out of my dark star.
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2007, 05:23:13 PM »
Quote from: The Heckler on April 08, 2007, 05:09:02 PM
I didn't make those threads, so what's your point? ::)

Getting all defensive eh? relax... I never said you made those threads.  My point is---Today is as slow as yesterday.  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2007, 05:27:27 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on April 08, 2007, 05:23:13 PM
Getting all defensive eh? relax... I never said you made those threads.  My point is---Today is as slow as yesterday.  ::) ::) ::)

Calm down, cupcake, it's only the internet. :-*
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2007, 06:01:28 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on April 08, 2007, 05:23:13 PM
Getting all defensive eh? relax... I never said you made those threads.  My point is---Today is as slow as yesterday.  ::) ::) ::)

HAHAHA calm down tiger take it easy
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2007, 06:58:43 PM »
Quote from: benjamin pearson on April 08, 2007, 06:01:28 PM
HAHAHA calm down tiger take it easy

You two can't take being told to relax?  Quit hanging off Hecklers Knob Benji Boy.  Heavens to Bitsys... I thought you were my cupcake Heckler? How long have you and Benji been Butt buddies? :-*
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2007, 07:05:44 PM »
I consider it to be part of the workout - like stretching, or that bump of coke.
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2007, 07:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on April 08, 2007, 07:05:44 PM
I consider it to be part of the workout....

same here
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2007, 07:33:33 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on April 08, 2007, 06:58:43 PM
You two can't take being told to relax?  Quit hanging off Hecklers Knob Benji Boy.  Heavens to Bitsys... I thought you were my cupcake Heckler? How long have you and Benji been Butt buddies? :-*

okay buddie smoke a blunt and calm down its only the internet ::)
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2007, 07:34:51 PM »
i always shit on my training partner's chest before arm day.
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2007, 07:44:12 PM »
Quote from: benjamin pearson on April 08, 2007, 07:33:33 PM
okay buddie smoke a blunt and calm down its only the internet ::)

::) ::) ::)
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2007, 08:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on April 08, 2007, 07:34:51 PM
i always shit on my training partner's chest before arm day.

Classic! ;D
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Re: who takes pre-workout shits?
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2007, 09:28:51 PM »
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i always shit on my training partner's chest before arm day.

hahahahaha
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