Author Topic: Could Levrone take on a Chimp? (Read 1892 times)

jtsunami · « **on:** April 10, 2007, 07:25:28 PM »

I know this topic has been covered before, Ronnie Coleman vs a Chimp, but could the Maryland Muscle Machine take on a chimp and win? What are your guys opinions?

Discovery has a great program now on about this dude going to chimps in the wild and trying to hang with them.

bigbobs · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2007, 07:40:26 PM »

No human can take on a chimp.

onlyme · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2007, 07:50:39 PM »

A chimp can be up to 10 times stronger than a human. Orangutan even stronger and a gorilla even more. I've played with a chimp and orangutan and they are unreal strong.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2007, 07:53:02 PM »

All bananas.

jtsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:03:39 PM »

So could a chimp take on a gorilla? Also what is an orgutanon? Tell us about your experience playing with the chimp like how he was strong and stuff. Cool story bro.

Kegdrainer · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:05:17 PM »

orangutan, largest arboreal mammal on the planet. they can weigh like 600+ pounds and can hold themselves up with one finger.

they live in borneo and sumatra

jtsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:10:58 PM »

Oh man, I would love a chimp as a pet now,

Earl1972 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:17:15 PM »

yes he could

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jtsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:28:21 PM »

Finally Earl is here, the night can only get better from now. Thanks for the honest reply Earl, I knew the Maryland Muscle Machine can do things only we can imagine.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:37:28 PM »

A chimp would sing better.

triple_pickle · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:44:16 PM »

Quote from: bigbobs on April 10, 2007, 07:40:26 PM

No human can take on a chimp.

then vince can do it

Condor · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:51:03 PM »

In a jungle, no. In a closed-off room with weapons, maybe.

Man's "fight or flight" mechanism cannot compare to a chimp's.

Special Ed · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2007, 08:52:10 PM »

Kevin actually challenged a chimp to a fight once at a guest posing in the Southeast. The chimp was all up in his grill trying to get an autograph for his baby chimp and Kevin wouldn't budge. The chimp finally came around the table and had some words with the Maryland Muscle Machine but he backed down when Levrone growled at him about an aching back. The legend has it that the chimp never forgot that day ten years ago and still goes bananas just thinking about it. The baby chimp has sworn to avenge his father's meltdown.

Mark1 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:45:48 PM »

Havent you guys seen Any Which Way You Can or Every Which Way But Loose

You'd be torn in half.

Condor · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2007, 09:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Mark1 on April 10, 2007, 09:45:48 PM

Havent you guys seen Any Which Way You Can or Every Which Way But Loose You'd be torn in half.

And that was Clint. Best barroom brawler there ever was. Good point.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2007, 11:38:54 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on April 10, 2007, 08:37:28 PM

A chimp would sing better.

I had to chuckle at this.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:11:24 AM »

Quote from: Mark1 on April 10, 2007, 09:45:48 PM

Havent you guys seen Any Which Way You Can or Every Which Way But Loose You'd be torn in half.

That was an orangutan, dumbass.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2007, 07:39:51 AM »

Quote from: onlyme on April 10, 2007, 07:50:39 PM

A chimp can be up to 10 times stronger than a human. Orangutan even stronger and a gorilla even more. I've played with a chimp and orangutan and they are unreal strong.

which one are you, mate? the chimp or the orangutan

Colby · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2007, 08:10:18 AM »

I saw that show. I don't think I would have gone in there. The thought of having my fingers and testicals bitten off doesn't really appeal to me that much!!! They said the chimp was three times stronger than a human. So Kevin should be about as strong as a 100 lb chimp. I would still bet on the chimp though.

Team Diver · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2007, 09:17:51 AM »

Quote from: bigbobs on April 10, 2007, 07:40:26 PM

No human can take on a chimp.

Except Jack Bauer!!!!!!!!!