Senior Drill Instructor Hartman: Private Kiwi!
Kiwi: Sir, yes, sir!
Senior Drill Instructor Hartman: Forty-two-twelve, Basic Military Journalism.
You gotta be shitting me, Kiwi! You think you're Mickey Spillane? Do you think you're some kind of fucking writer?
Private Kiwi: Sir, I wrote Pms, threads & posts for Getbig.com, sir!
Senior Drill Instructor Hartman: Jesus H. Christ, you're not a writer, you're a pussy!
Private Joker: A pussy, yes, sir!
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