Author Topic: Got a problem fellas... (Read 2447 times)

danielson · « **on:** April 12, 2007, 07:37:32 AM »

So I met this famous actress from Brazil, well I didn't really meet her, but she just loved the way I talk about movies on the E board. Problem is she wants to come to the US and marry me based on my movie critiques alone!!! Don't get me wrong, she is lovely, but I am not sure if she is "the one". I don't want to hurt her as I know she is very serious about me(I do write very well about movies ya know). Should I let her come to the US and perhaps lead her on? Oh and I told my friends friend that he was fat and he cried, a grown man cried, so I may or may not be human.

davidpaul · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:39:39 AM »

There is no way you are human, you must have some kinda of special powers and shit.

danielson · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:40:42 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on April 12, 2007, 07:39:39 AM

There is no way you are human, you must have some kinda of special powers and shit.

You think? I mean he had a shirt on and I still knew he was fat, scary shit man.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:42:02 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 12, 2007, 07:40:42 AM

You think? I mean he had a shirt on and I still knew he was fat, scary shit man.

What race are you Danielson?

danielson · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:43:28 AM »

Quote from: Groink on April 12, 2007, 07:42:02 AM

What race are you Danielson?

Half Russian, half Sicilian.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #5 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:46:32 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 12, 2007, 07:43:28 AM

Half Russian, half Sicilian.

Very fucking wierd.

I'm half Russian as well

other half is Greek.

noc · « **Reply #6 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:49:27 AM »

Are you saying you think your some sort of 'orcale' or something?

man your making me cry... a grown man crying

danielson · « **Reply #7 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:52:41 AM »

Quote from: Groink on April 12, 2007, 07:46:32 AM

Very fucking wierd.

I'm half Russian as well

other half is Greek.

I think its the perfect combination for the bitches who like a little ethnicity and still like the white boys(half greek or italian).

Bluto · « **Reply #8 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:52:59 AM »

hmm... that's a tough question!

Option D · « **Reply #9 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:53:18 AM »

Quote from: Groink on April 12, 2007, 07:46:32 AM

Very fucking wierd.

I'm half Russian as well

other half is Greek.

thats cool....you might be spartan...hella cool

im puerto rican and black...a dime a dozen mix in new york...lol

danielson · « **Reply #10 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:53:23 AM »

Quote from: noc on April 12, 2007, 07:49:27 AM

Are you saying you think your some sort of 'orcale' or something?

man your making me cry... a grown man crying

You think I am a killer whale

dan18 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2007, 07:57:31 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 12, 2007, 07:43:28 AM

Half Russian, half Sicilian.

cool mix im 1/2 sicilian and 1/2 norther italian i love the ' OH SO YOUR 1/2 BLACK'
because were 1/2 sicilian.....so im like yea from the waist down

danielson · « **Reply #12 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:00:41 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 12, 2007, 07:57:31 AM

cool mix im 1/2 sicilian and 1/2 norther italian i love the ' OH SO YOUR 1/2 BLACK'
because were 1/2 sicilian.....so im like yea from the waist down

Yeah, the whole Moors thing, never really bothered me. My dad is old School Sicilian, he came here when he was 14 and married the richest girl he could find.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #13 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:02:08 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on April 12, 2007, 07:53:18 AM

thats cool....you might be spartan...hella cool

im puerto rican and black...a dime a dozen mix in new york...lol

Yes. that would explain my seemingly effortless superiority

PS I saw that movie (300) with my brother over the holiday.

COOL fucking movie, and according to my brother, who is a published historian, the actual timeline of events was spot on. There were some Hollywood bullshit touches...such as the Immortal's weren't fucking Ninja's and the sidestory of his wife, but the way it went down they got it right.

Option D · « **Reply #14 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:05:23 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 12, 2007, 08:00:41 AM

Yeah, the whole Moors thing, never really bothered me. My dad is old School Sicilian, he came here when he was 14 and married the richest girl he could find.

Cool you know aboutth moors...Pops told me about that when i was very young...but its not in no history books though...only elite know about them...and your dad sounds like a man after my own heart...im what one might call a make gold digger...lol...I have been to italy 2 times...once with my sis to vercaes place (donetella) and once wth my dad..He plays salsa music.. and he had a concert in milan

danielson · « **Reply #15 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:06:49 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on April 12, 2007, 08:05:23 AM

once with my sis to vercaes place (donetella)

fkn pimp

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #16 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:08:04 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on April 12, 2007, 08:05:23 AM

Cool you know aboutth moors...Pops told me about that when i was very young...but its not in no history books though...only elite know about them...and your dad sounds like a man after my own heart...im what one might call a make gold digger...lol...I have been to italy 2 times...once with my sis to vercaes place (donetella) and once wth my dad..He plays salsa music.. and he had a concert in milan

Ever seen the movie TRUE ROMANCE ?

davidpaul · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:10:32 AM »

Quote from: Groink on April 12, 2007, 08:08:04 AM

Ever seen the movie TRUE ROMANCE ?

"If I had to fuck a guy, it would be elvis."

Option D · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:12:06 AM »

Quote from: Groink on April 12, 2007, 08:08:04 AM

Ever seen the movie TRUE ROMANCE ?

yeah with christian slater...and that chick from little nicky..that shit was crazy..

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #19 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:13:12 AM »

Quote from: davidpaul on April 12, 2007, 08:10:32 AM

"If I had to fuck a guy, it would be elvis."

NICE.

"them Moor's did SO MUCH FUCKIN...."

davidpaul · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:14:39 AM »

Quote from: Groink on April 12, 2007, 08:13:12 AM

NICE.

"them Moor's did SO MUCH FUCKIN...."

"your part egg plant"

my personal favourite "here yo go mad dawg"

great film, not as good as coming home in a bodybag though

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:19:20 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 12, 2007, 07:37:32 AM

So I met this famous actress from Brazil, well I didn't really meet her, but she just loved the way I talk about movies on the E board. Problem is she wants to come to the US and marry me based on my movie critiques alone!!! Don't get me wrong, she is lovely, but I am not sure if she is "the one". I don't want to hurt her as I know she is very serious about me(I do write very well about movies ya know). Should I let her come to the US and perhaps lead her on? Oh and I told my friends friend that he was fat and he cried, a grown man cried, so I may or may not be human.

Just wait and write a book about it...

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #22 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:25:58 AM »

danny, i swear it feels like sometimes you change into something superhuman. something beyond this realm. i'd keep that on the hush-hush, though.

benjamin pearson · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:00:25 AM »

Quote from: danielson on April 12, 2007, 07:37:32 AM

So I met this famous actress from Brazil, well I didn't really meet her, but she just loved the way I talk about movies on the E board. Problem is she wants to come to the US and marry me based on my movie critiques alone!!! Don't get me wrong, she is lovely, but I am not sure if she is "the one". I don't want to hurt her as I know she is very serious about me(I do write very well about movies ya know). Should I let her come to the US and perhaps lead her on? Oh and I told my friends friend that he was fat and he cried, a grown man cried, so I may or may not be human.

Easy clark kent

danielson · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:50:14 AM »

It's cool if you guys don't want to help me with my very real problems, go ahead and make jokes about it. I am like so much smarter than all you guys anyway

Plus, not being human means I don't have feelings, so