If you want my soiled undies or my autograph or my phone number, just ask. Stop trying to get my undivided attention so desperately

I just wish you didn't turn out to be such a little bitch. So at least stop acting like one and I'll see if I can remember you like I did long ago.
You're probably going to post a few PMs of mine for this and have BenJ say stuff like 'Isn't he a philosopher

', so please don't take it personally if I don't reply

Apart from that, carry on
