"Bush spends record 40% of Presidency on vacation"
"Cheney to Democratic US Senator: Go fuck yourself"
"Bush reads 'The Pet Goat' for 7 minutes after being informed America is under attack"
"Saudi nationals permitted to fly out of America during aftermath of 9/11 attacks while all other air travel shut down"
"Chimpy McFlightsuit"
"Mission Accomplished"
"Pentagon bans media coverage of returning war casualties"
"Unexplained bulge in Bush's jacket during Kerry debate"
"Strumming guitar during Hurricane Katrina"
"Heckuva job, Brownie"
"Vice-President's Chief of Staff convicted of 4 felony charges"
"Bush signs Military Commissions Act - granting himself power to detain Americans without charge"
"Bush authorizes warrantless wiretaps of American citizens in violation of the 4th Amendment to the Constitution"
"Alberto Gonzales: I have never sought to deceive Congress or the American people"
"Bush: We Do Not Torture"