Author Topic: Has anyone ever laid a t...................... (Read 2099 times)

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **on:** April 21, 2007, 12:00:43 PM »

turd so big that you nearly fainted just from looking at it? Then nearly fainting again upon smelling said wretched beast?

ta ta

Bigger Business · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:35:49 PM »

the best thing about the toilets in canada and the US is the low clearance between water and anus...because the turd is cushioned by the water some impressive lengths can be achieved

here in australia there is a good 10" between anus and water so there is a lot more breakoff and fragment type shits

however the odour cant be denied by water and yes...ive nodded in approval and giggled at some of my releases and pity the next punter to enter the room

great thread

gtbro1 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:52:40 PM »

I have actually bridged the water with one....had to break it in half with the plunger to get it to flush.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:54:16 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 21, 2007, 07:52:40 PM

I have actually bridged the water with one....had to break it in half with the plunger to get it to flush.

pics?

gtbro1 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on April 21, 2007, 07:54:16 PM

pics?

sadly....no.

blinky · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:15:54 PM »

the best are shits when ur dieting. ive filled the bowl many times.
one year, about a month out from the show i noticed that my weight wasnt dropping for a few days...and even went up 2 lbs.. i proceeded that day to take one of the biggest dumps of my life........ weighed myself after it and had lost 5 lbs

Mark1 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:04:50 PM »

There is nothing like taking a shit after a big night on the piss. It really cleans out my system... I can be in there dropping turds for quite sometime.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:01:45 PM »

Quote from: blinky on April 21, 2007, 08:15:54 PM

the best are shits when ur dieting. ive filled the bowl many times.
one year, about a month out from the show i noticed that my weight wasnt dropping for a few days...and even went up 2 lbs.. i proceeded that day to take one of the biggest dumps of my life........ weighed myself after it and had lost 5 lbs

I CALL B.S. ON THAT CLAIM!!!

Blinky Shit.

blinky · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:22:03 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 21, 2007, 10:01:45 PM

I CALL B.S. ON THAT CLAIM!!!

Blinky Shit.

no lie man. my body is weird when i diet. i would piss away up to 12 lbs pissing overnight.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:29:01 PM »

Quote from: blinky on April 21, 2007, 10:22:03 PM

no lie man. my body is weird when i diet. i would piss away up to 12 lbs pissing overnight.

You're full of shit.

blinky · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:31:21 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on April 21, 2007, 10:29:01 PM

You're full of shit.

not after that dump....and no i couldnt piss myself laughing either

which brings up a good question.............

new thread

gtbro1 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:33:38 PM »

Quote from: blinky on April 21, 2007, 10:31:21 PM

not after that dump....

hahahaha that was my point.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:10:31 AM »

hahahahha i hate it when it takes a monumental effort to clear it out then u look down and think 'god damn, no way thats fittin in the pipes' as u flush it it and sure enought, it get clogged LOLOLOLOL

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2007, 03:14:02 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on April 21, 2007, 07:35:49 PM

the best thing about the toilets in canada and the US is the low clearance between water and anus...because the turd is cushioned by the water some impressive lengths can be achieved

here in australia there is a good 10" between anus and water so there is a lot more breakoff and fragment type shits

however the odour cant be denied by water and yes...ive nodded in approval and giggled at some of my releases and pity the next punter to enter the room

great thread

Yes i'm thinking of having a marble toilet installed with a low seat to pan ratio so i can meet my log potential.

After laying long seemingly linear turds there is nothing more soul destroying than seeing your behemoth laying there fragmented, after crying for a while you then have the problem of letting it go etc, I intend to put a stop to this and will back up all claims photographically.

As for the illusive bottom of the pan to the seat turd has anyone accomplished this feat? Possibly the greatest a human being could muster imo

ta ta

gtbro1 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2007, 03:42:47 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on April 22, 2007, 03:14:02 AM

Yes i'm thinking of having a marble toilet installed with a low seat to pan ratio so i can meet my log potential.

After laying long seemingly linear turds there is nothing more soul destroying than seeing your behemoth laying there fragmented, after crying for a while you then have the problem of letting it go etc, I intend to put a stop to this and will back up all claims photographically.

As for the illusive bottom of the pan to the seat turd has anyone accomplished this feat? Possibly the greatest a human being could muster imo

ta ta

If so,then they are a God among men.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2007, 05:07:06 AM »

ahaha yes, I will bow to such a man!

ta ta

triple_pickle · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2007, 12:42:00 PM »

some years ago my dad had an accident and was in a semi-conscious state for two weeks. when he came to and finally went to the bathroom, the nurse said his was the biggest turd she'd ever seen, like a grown man's forearm. later my dad told me he thought the turd would break his anus in half.

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:15:38 AM »

Quote from: triple_pickle on April 22, 2007, 12:42:00 PM

some years ago my dad had an accident and was in a semi-conscious state for two weeks. when he came to and finally went to the bathroom, the nurse said his was the biggest turd she'd ever seen, like a grown man's forearm. later my dad told me he thought the turd would break his anus in half.

Lmao!

Did he say if it felt similar to having a mans forearm in his anus?

apparently he is quite the veteraN OF SUCH ANTICS

ta ta

dan18 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:38:47 AM »

Quote from: Your MAAAAaaaa on April 21, 2007, 12:00:43 PM

turd so big that you nearly fainted just from looking at it? Then nearly fainting again upon smelling said wretched beast?

ta ta

are you sure it wasnt a fell dead gerbils that came out of your ass

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:46:06 AM »

fuck ive delt logs that could choke a monkey

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2007, 08:03:24 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on April 23, 2007, 07:38:47 AM

are you sure it wasnt a fell dead gerbils that came out of your ass

hey it has been known, encased in a massive shit! What a way to go! Lucky bastards

ta ta