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Severe case of OWNAGE
« on: April 21, 2007, 10:17:24 PM »
anyhow guy i know been talking with him for a while now, he's been lifting for a few years longer than me and been juicing the last couple years. i've never juiced and i'm twice his size, double just about all his lifts, he has zero conditioning especially when compared to mine(and i'll admit mine ain't that great), basically he started feeling depressed when he seen me today looking like a god compared to him. but it gets better. his girfreind had been checking me out for hours before he showed up i didn't know they were dating i was flirting with her she was liking it and never once said she was dating the guy. he shows up they're kinda standing together not even all that close and the whole time she's sitting there staring at me, at this point he moves away from her sits on the grass and just stares at the ground, she looks at me kinda smiles and winks. later on i see him and he's all like whats your problem so i pull off my long sleeve which up till this point had been unbuttoned and rolled up to my sleeves he's like oh yea well i once benched 225 for 3 reps squatted 300 and curled 70. so it wasn't enough for him that he looked like shit he had to name his best lifts and make him self out a bigger wimp.


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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2007, 10:19:45 PM »
anyhow guy i know been talking with him for a while now, he's been lifting for a few years longer than me and been juicing the last couple years. i've never juiced and i'm twice his size, double just about all his lifts, he has zero conditioning especially when compared to mine(and i'll admit mine ain't that great), basically he started feeling depressed when he seen me today looking like a god compared to him. but it gets better. his girfreind had been checking me out for hours before he showed up i didn't know they were dating i was flirting with her she was liking it and never once said she was dating the guy. he shows up they're kinda standing together not even all that close and the whole time she's sitting there staring at me, at this point he moves away from her sits on the grass and just stares at the ground, she looks at me kinda smiles and winks. later on i see him and he's all like whats your problem so i pull off my long sleeve which up till this point had been unbuttoned and rolled up to my sleeves he's like oh yea well i once benched 225 for 3 reps squatted 300 and curled 70. so it wasn't enough for him that he looked like shit he had to name his best lifts and make him self out a bigger wimp.


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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2007, 03:01:49 AM »
anyhow guy i know been talking with him for a while now, he's been lifting for a few years longer than me and been juicing the last couple years. i've never juiced and i'm twice his size, double just about all his lifts, he has zero conditioning especially when compared to mine(and i'll admit mine ain't that great), basically he started feeling depressed when he seen me today looking like a god compared to him. but it gets better. his girfreind had been checking me out for hours before he showed up i didn't know they were dating i was flirting with her she was liking it and never once said she was dating the guy. he shows up they're kinda standing together not even all that close and the whole time she's sitting there staring at me, at this point he moves away from her sits on the grass and just stares at the ground, she looks at me kinda smiles and winks. later on i see him and he's all like whats your problem so i pull off my long sleeve which up till this point had been unbuttoned and rolled up to my sleeves he's like oh yea well i once benched 225 for 3 reps squatted 300 and curled 70. so it wasn't enough for him that he looked like shit he had to name his best lifts and make him self out a bigger wimp.


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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2007, 07:47:53 AM »
my Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 70 pound curls, how ever could anyone beat that "lift". ;D

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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2007, 08:38:39 AM »
Shouldn't someone that 'supplements' have better lifts?

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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2007, 05:33:01 AM »
Gym Membership 400 bucks

gym clothes 150 bucks

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Being such a loser as to write about owning a friend of yours to a bunch of people that don't know or care...PRICELESS.

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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 05:34:54 AM »
anyhow guy i know been talking with him for a while now, he's been lifting for a few years longer than me and been juicing the last couple years. i've never juiced and i'm twice his size, double just about all his lifts, he has zero conditioning especially when compared to mine(and i'll admit mine ain't that great), basically he started feeling depressed when he seen me today looking like a god compared to him. but it gets better. his girfreind had been checking me out for hours before he showed up i didn't know they were dating i was flirting with her she was liking it and never once said she was dating the guy. he shows up they're kinda standing together not even all that close and the whole time she's sitting there staring at me, at this point he moves away from her sits on the grass and just stares at the ground, she looks at me kinda smiles and winks. later on i see him and he's all like whats your problem so i pull off my long sleeve which up till this point had been unbuttoned and rolled up to my sleeves he's like oh yea well i once benched 225 for 3 reps squatted 300 and curled 70. so it wasn't enough for him that he looked like shit he had to name his best lifts and make him self out a bigger wimp.


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   So you bench 450...squat 600 and curl 140?

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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2007, 05:35:50 AM »

   So you bench 450...squat 600 and curl 140?

I'm guessing you need to round all those numbers up for this beast. ;D

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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 05:38:35 AM »
I'm guessing you need to round all those numbers up for this beast. ;D


Frankly, I am disappointed.This is the internet he should be benching at least 500. ::) 






















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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2007, 06:03:33 AM »

Frankly, I am disappointed.This is the internet he should be benching at least 500. ::) 

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LOL NO shit..He needs to get with the program... ;D

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Re: Severe case of OWNAGE
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2007, 06:32:37 AM »
that was a great ownage and you should feel proud like a lion who made the kill. However there is no karma worse than steeling a friends girlfriend. Shame on her as well. You should take your biceps and move on to someone elses ass. Its not worth the retribution you will get from the universe.