I'm in Sydney for yet another week of business trip shit until tomorrow night then Auckland, NZ on Friday... it's a national Holiday here today so kinda lose a day.... not. Some ass hitting it is. With some general advices from "Biggerbusiness" I kinda proceed:
1- The black chicks with straight blond hair aren't "real" black chicks; but rather "aboriginals" chicks, so don't expect the good old "Oh no, you didn't" with the hand in your face, just wont' happen. They don't like direct ass comments either like "ours".
2- Don't make comments about chicks who outdrink your; it's impolite and somewhat "normal" down here (oh brother)
3- They greet you with a word that sounds like "Hey turd" but BiggerBusiness swears it's not spelled the same (I'll let this one go for now)
4-To get a Hilton front desk chick: show at the lobby in speedo, slightly oiled and pumped (hotel room push ups + luggages lateral raises) asking casually, "where's the pool" (knowing too well there isn't one at the airport hotel). For some reasons, they like that (I know: oh brother like 10x)
5- Your shit flushing in reverse is extremely disturbing; especially a 18 hours flight compacted one.
6- The "need more towels" call followed by a full frontal works as well here as it does down in TJ & Cancun. They just don't speak Spanish but the "oh my" followed by a big smile still closes the deal.
Peace out Northern Hemisphere fuckers*
*Except Jimmy, I'm flying to Toronto in 2 weeks and kicking the shit out of your unemployed 170lb frame is on the list.
