Author Topic: Anybody else bored to tears with the "NEW" Bodybuilding DVD's??? (Read 4566 times)

Stark · « **on:** April 25, 2007, 06:41:34 AM »

So I forced myself to watch the second Ronnie Coleman Relentless DVD (mainly because I'm a Ronnie fan) but damn it was boring, I think Chick actually showed everybody that a BB DVD doesn't have to be only: Food and Training.
And for the JCutler movies... god stay away from them... more boring than watching Flies fuck.

Debussey · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:43:13 AM »

They should hire this guy:

With some luck, they might even get a few aliens for free.

DK II · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:44:08 AM »

haha, i always said that.

Fvcking Mits Okabe. 5 hours no cuts only training. one handycam only and Jay doesn't even speak.

Stark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:45:36 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 25, 2007, 06:44:08 AM

haha, i always said that.

Fvcking Mits Okabe. 5 hours no cuts only training. one handycam only and Jay doesn't even speak.

And if he does, it's so monotone and boring you want to bang you head on the wall or force fuck a new born kitten,.

Royalty · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:47:07 AM »

Get some old videos fromthe 80's ( Lee Haney, Mike Christian, or Rich Gaspari)

You will probably get more motivation from those old tapes.

Stark · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:49:40 AM »

Quote from: Royalty on April 25, 2007, 06:47:07 AM

Get some old videos fromthe 80's ( Lee Haney, Mike Christian, or Rich Gaspari)

You will probably get more motivation from those old tapes.

I'll have most of them as well, but I have to laugh to much at the stripped clown pants fanny packs and cheesy lines

Old_Rooster · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:51:06 AM »

never watched any of them, why would anyone, unless they are gay?

Stark · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:52:52 AM »

Quote from: Old_Rooster on April 25, 2007, 06:51:06 AM

never watched any of them, why would anyone, unless they are gay?

I would have expected a more mature reply by you...... come to think of it naaaaah actually not.

Bluto · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:54:49 AM »

so basically after watching a few hundred bodybuilding videos you are getting bored?

Bigger Business · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:55:27 AM »

I thought 'one step closer' was a decent attempt

anything ronnie made after 'unbelievable' has been nauseating

Melvin's dvd was pretty cool

Rhino290 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2007, 06:58:03 AM »

Quote from: Stark on April 25, 2007, 06:41:34 AM

So I forced myself to watch the second Ronnie Coleman Relentless DVD (mainly because I'm a Ronnie fan) but damn it was boring, I think Chick actually showed everybody that a BB DVD doesn't have to be only: Food and Training.
And for the JCutler movies... god stay away from them... more boring than watching Flies fuck.

I'm shooting one in September, pm me, let me know what you think would be fresh, different.....

Want to hear your ideas.

jack

Bluto · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:00:32 AM »

so what is it exactly people want to be different in the videos? maybe add some special effects? wearing a super hero costume? or add some hot love scenes between sets? or what? i dont get it

i see a lot of people complain but theres never any constructive criticsm

Bigger Business · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:01:17 AM »

Quote from: Rhino290 on April 25, 2007, 06:58:03 AM

I'm shooting one in September, pm me, let me know what you think would be fresh, different.....

Want to hear your ideas.

jack

car chase and a booby bar scene

Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:01:32 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on April 25, 2007, 06:54:49 AM

so basically after watching a few hundred bodybuilding videos you are getting bored?

were did I ever stated that number? I watched not more than 10+20

Stark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:03:05 AM »

Quote from: Rhino290 on April 25, 2007, 06:58:03 AM

I'm shooting one in September, pm me, let me know what you think would be fresh, different.....

Want to hear your ideas.

jack

Dude don't be afraid to do exactly the same Chick show what you do in real life, mixed with training and good HONEST food and training advice simply leave the bullshit out.

the shadow · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:08:11 AM »

yep bodybuilding dvds suck when they show each and every god damn thing a pro does..nobody wants to see ronnie go for a manicure like in COR or showing each and every god damn bite of food he eats..5 hrs is too damn long..any dvd which is more than 2 hrs long sucks major ass.almost all jays dvds are 5 hrs long.very very boring.the only 3 dvds which are still the best of the best are the unbelieveable,blood and guts and pumping iron..the rest of the dvds suck my indian ass

Rhino290 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:08:41 AM »

Quote from: Stark on April 25, 2007, 07:03:05 AM

Dude don't be afraid to do exactly the same Chick show what you do in real life, mixed with training and good HONEST food and training advice simply leave the bullshit out.

Plus a car chase and scene at the bada bing....(satin dolls).

Bluto · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:09:31 AM »

Quote from: Stark on April 25, 2007, 07:01:32 AM

were did I ever stated that number? I watched not more than 10+20

only 10-20 videos? and youre getting bored. i wonder why!

Royalty · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:10:42 AM »

Quote from: Stark on April 25, 2007, 06:49:40 AM

I'll have most of them as well, but I have to laugh to much at the stripped clown pants fanny packs and cheesy lines

Ive been tempted to order Mike Christians old tape. how was it?

how was Mike Quinns tape?

Stark · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:10:53 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on April 25, 2007, 07:08:11 AM

yep bodybuilding dvds suck when they show each and every god damn thing a pro does..nobody wants to see ronnie go for a pendicure like in COR or showing each and every god damn bite of food he takes..5 hrs is too damn long..any dvd which is more than 2 hrs long sucks major ass.almost all jays dvds are 5 hrs long.very very boring.the only 3 dvds which are still the best of the best are the unbelieveable,blood and guts and pumping iron..the rest of the dvds suck my indian ass

uhhh how could I have forgot Blood and Guts...

Rhino if you mix in something the like of Blood and Guts shoot it in gray (like that Animal pak DVD's) and keep the real life in color...that should save money too.
Have some serious hardcore music while working out, no pussy shit and when you show real life (Cooking food, posting at getbig, answering emails, talking to fans ect have the music soft and in the background)

Workout partner: Think of Leroy from Blood and Guts without the silly accent, don't have a Trainings partner like Jay that couldn't handle 20lb Dumbells, don't just simply do the obvious and have your Workout partner (if you have one) instead take a smoking hot chick or a fellow lifter.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:13:29 AM »

Quote from: Rhino290 on April 25, 2007, 07:08:41 AM

Plus a car chase and scene at the bada bing....(satin dolls).

you should just spend the day walking around scaring the shit outta people in the street

then chase them in your car and swing by the booby bar and throw down some shots of JD, get thrown out and throw a trash can through the bars window

I'd buy that

Moen · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:22:44 AM »

I see this trend too

Relentlessly boring and Bored for the olympia 2006 were terrible

Lundgren · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:25:38 AM »

Quote from: Stark on April 25, 2007, 07:01:32 AM

were did I ever stated that number? I watched not more than 10+20

That's an epic self owning,

the shadow · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:35:15 AM »

i have a feeling that mits is gonna shoot ronnie doing shit in his next dvd and then after 5 minutes ronnie would start yelling'yeah buddy,light shiiiiiiiiit,'lets go,i can do it,yep yep yep.arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Stark · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2007, 07:37:23 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on April 25, 2007, 07:35:15 AM

i have a feeling that mits is gonna shoot ronnie doing shit in his next dvd and then after 5 minutes ronnie would start yelling'yeah buddy,light shiiiiiiiiit,'lets go,i can do it,yep yep yep.arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

The problem with Relentless is that his Workout bitch and "best" friend

is shouting the catch praises for him... what is so so soooo wrong.