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The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« on: April 26, 2007, 02:18:32 PM »
Let me tell you something about Val Vasilef



He served with some Russian Special Unit in Afghanistan back in the days when Russia had some issues with the Taliban, he pretty much became local and knew the hills as good as the enemy.
Apparently he was the last Russian soldier who left Afghanistan.... on foot.... returning fire..... laughing his ass off!!!!!  :o :o :o :o

Now that's hardcore.

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2007, 02:27:49 PM »
Pussy.

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2007, 02:30:32 PM »
Pussy.

Say that again and he will give Arseface permission to sleep with you...


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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2007, 02:31:24 PM »
Now THAT'S hardcore.

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2007, 02:31:32 PM »
Val Vasillief was the AAU Mr America in 1964.    He had the Russian Bear line of supplements.  I really doubt he was in the Russian Army.


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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2007, 02:32:20 PM »
Say that again and he will give Arseface permission to sleep with you...



fucking hell

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 02:36:54 PM »
Val Vasillief was the AAU Mr America in 1964. 

That too, he found out he has a talent for muscle back in Afghanistan when he had to move 200+ dead Taliban he killed with his bare hand to make room for more.
He had to hide in a pool of dirty water from a battalion of Taiban for 5 days before being spotted by a passing helicopter.
When they found him his arms and legs were full of maggots who ate at his gangrene.
2 Weeks later he was back in the hills hunting Taliban.

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2007, 02:42:35 PM »
who the fuck is that. his face is fucked

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 02:44:16 PM »
who the fuck is that. his face is fucked

Like I said it's arseface... he tried to shoot himself with a 12gaug shotgun...he failed... his buddy didn't, since than he is Val's pet and does what ever he says, he has super human strengh and can if needed sleep with anybody and anything.

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 02:46:14 PM »
who the fuck is that. his face is fucked

I am forced to agree with you here :-X

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 02:48:56 PM »

 
This is a jacked up helmet.  :-\ :-[ :-X
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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2007, 02:51:03 PM »

 
This is a jacked up helmet.  :-\ :-[ :-X

Shall I ask Val to give fuckface permission to sleep with you? Last time I talked to him he said Fuckface needs a good humping once in a while.

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2007, 02:54:36 PM »
Stark, man you have some stange $hit on your hard drive brutha.  If your $hit was ever confiscated I can Imagine the collective WTF's from the feds looking at the monitor LMAO.
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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2007, 02:56:04 PM »
Stark, man you have some stange $hit on your hard drive brutha.  If your $hit was ever confiscated I can Imagine the collective WTF's from the feds looking at the monitor LMAO.

you have no idea lol, I have a webpage that would make you puke... and I'm not going over the top her bro ;)

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2007, 02:58:11 PM »
you have no idea lol, I have a webpage that would make you puke... and I'm not going over the top her bro ;)

PM me the link brutha.  I can always use a good laugh, but if I puke on my laptop I'm gonna kick your dog.  >:(
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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2007, 03:01:32 PM »
PM me the link brutha.  I can always use a good laugh, but if I puke on my laptop I'm gonna kick your dog.  >:(

done but seriously if you have not seen gore before on teh Internet than think about it if you really want to see some...

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2007, 05:33:24 PM »
Like I said it's arseface... he tried to shoot himself with a 12gaug shotgun...he failed...

well, he can try again
I am a mini beast

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Re: The most hardcore russian Bodybuilder in the world
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2007, 05:41:17 PM »
well, he can try again

he said he liked it first time the best.