hahahahahaha Dan18 is the kind of man who signs up for a local Poker tournament and during the game says "let me show you guys my poker face. Which one of you studs wants to poke my face" hahahahahaha
BSB (a well GETBIGGER) was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to BSB,
"We're going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?"
A very terrified BSB replied,
"Uh, well, I guess I'll be the Daddie."
Then the burley guy said,
"OK then, get down here and suck your Momma's dick!"