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A Guide to Different Political Systems
« on: April 29, 2007, 04:47:00 PM »
Communism - You have two cows.  The government takes both and gives you a little sour milk.

Fascism - You have two cows.  The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy - You have two cows.  To register them, you fill out twenty-three forms in triplicate and don't have time to milk them.

Socialism - You have two cows.  The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbour.

Feudalism - You have two cows.  Your lord takes some of the milk.

Democracy - You have two cows.  A vote is held, and the cows win.

Environmentalism - You have two cows.  The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Libertarianism - Go away.  What I do with my cows is none of your business.

Capitalism - You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

NB Surrealism - You have two porcupines.  The government invites you to take cello lessons.

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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2007, 02:14:47 PM »
Don't forget about...

American Neo-Conism - You have one decider, ...and his draft-dodging, coke-sniffing head is usually up his butt.

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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2007, 03:13:53 PM »
Don't forget about...

American Neo-Conism - You have one decider, ...and his draft-dodging, coke-sniffing head is usually up his butt.


Sounds like a US Pres from 1992-2000.  Hmmm.  He wasn't a NeoCon though.
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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2007, 03:58:19 PM »
Sounds like a US Pres from 1992-2000.  Hmmm.  He wasn't a NeoCon though.

Clinton was one of the greatest presidents ever. Lay off the crack and then maybe you'll come to your senses.

Bill Clinton still inspires respect in foreign countries and especially among americans who are sick of the current admin's bs.. Travel around the world and you'll see.. Look at Bush's 28% approval rating and you'll see.  8)

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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2007, 04:18:27 PM »
Sounds like a US Pres from 1992-2000.  Hmmm.  He wasn't a NeoCon though.

While I do believe Clinton dodged the draft at least he was at Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar bettering himself. Chimpy McFlightsuit has no such excuse.

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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2007, 04:21:40 PM »
While I do believe Clinton dodged the draft at least he was at Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar bettering himself. Chimpy McFlightsuit has no such excuse.

LOL  ;D

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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2007, 05:52:17 PM »
Clinton was one of the greatest presidents ever. Lay off the crack and then maybe you'll come to your senses.

Bill Clinton still inspires respect in foreign countries and especially among americans who are sick of the current admin's bs.. Travel around the world and you'll see.. Look at Bush's 28% approval rating and you'll see.  8)
I think he did enough coke for the two of us.  The only reason Bill Clinton was loved by other nations is because he allowed them to steal our secrets.  BTW, Bill Clinton is the (FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON) ever to serve as President.

http://www.1stcavmedic.com/bill-clinton-draft.htm

There is more....here is just some.
August 19, 1964  - Clinton registers for the draft
--[Washington Post Sep 13 92]
September 1964 - Clinton, age 18, enters Georgetown University
--[The Comeback Kid, CF Allen and J Portis, p. 20]
November 17, 1964- Clinton is classified 2-S (student deferment). This will shield him from the draft throughout his undergraduate years.
---[Wash Post Sep 13 92]
February 16, 1968 - "The Johnson administration unexpectedly abolished graduate deferments."
--[Wash Post Sep 13 92]
March 20, 1968 - Clinton, age 21, is classified 1-A, eligible for induction, as he nears graduation from Georgetown.
--[Wash Post Sep 13 92]
Comment: Bill Clinton was the only man of his prime draft age classified1-A by that draft board in 1968 whose pre-induction physical examination was put off for 10.5 months. This delay was more than twice as long as anyone else and more than five times longer than most area men of comparable eligibility.
--[Los Angeles Times Sep 02 92]
Summer 1968 - Political and family influence keeps Clinton out of the draft. Robert Corrado -- the only surviving Hot Springs draft board member from that period -- concluded that Clinton's draft statement (the long delays) was the result of "some form of preferential treatment." According to the Times, "Corrado recalled that the chairman of the three-man draft panel ... once held back Clinton's file with the explanation that 'we've got to give him time to go to Oxford,' where the semester began in the fall of 1968.
Corrado also complained that he was called by an aide to then Senator J. William Fulbright urging him and his fellow board members to 'give every consideration' to keep Clinton out of the draft so he could attend Oxford.
Throughout the remainder of 1968, Corrado said, Clinton's draft file was routinely held back from consideration by the full board. Consequently, although he was classified 1-A on March 20, 1968, he was not called for his physical exam until Feb 3, 1969, while he was at Oxford.
Clinton's Uncle Raymond Clinton personally lobbied Senator Fulbright, William S. Armstrong, the chairman of the three-man Hot Springs draft board, and Lt. Comdr. Trice Ellis, Jr., commanding officer of the local Navy reserve unit, to obtain a slot for Clinton in the Naval Reserve.
Clinton secured a "standard enlisted man's billet, not an officer's slot which would have required Clinton to serve two years on active duty beginning within 12 months of his acceptance." This Navy Reserve assignment was "created especially for the Bill Clinton at a time in 1968 when no existing reserve slots were open in his hometown unit."
According to the LA Times, "after about two weeks waiting for Bill Clinton to arrive for his preliminary interview and physical exam, Ellis said he called (Clinton's uncle) Raymond to inquire - 'What happened to that boy?' According to Ellis, Clinton's uncle replied - 'Don't worry about it. He won't be coming down. "It's all been taken care of.' "
--[LA Times Sep 02 92]
Fall 1968 - Because of the local draft board's continuing postponement of his pre-induction physical, Clinton is able to enroll at Oxford Univ.
--[Wash Post Sep 13 92]
February 2, 1969 - While at Oxford, Clinton finally takes and passes a military physical examination.
--[Washington Times Sep 18 92]
April 1969 - Clinton receives induction notice from the Hot Springs AR draft board. Clinton however claims that the draft board told him to ignore the notice because it arrived after the deadline for induction.
--[Wash Post Sep 13 92]
June-July 1969 - Clinton receives a second induction notice with a July 28 induction date and returns home.
--[Wash Times Sep 18 92]
July 11, 1969 - Clinton's friend at Oxford, Cliff Jackson, writes, "Clinton is feverishly trying to find a way to avoid entering the Army as a drafted private. I have had several of my friends in influential positions trying to pull strings on Bill's behalf."
-- [LA Times Sep 26 92]
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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2007, 07:44:48 PM »
Don't forget about...

American Neo-Conism - You have one decider, ...and his draft-dodging, coke-sniffing head is usually up his butt.



I thought it would be more like - You have two Cows. If you make money from thier milk your village will be bombed and the milk taken.

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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 08:46:32 PM »
Sounds like a US Pres from 1992-2000.  Hmmm.  He wasn't a NeoCon though.

Cap I said draft-dodging, cokesniffing aka AWOL decider, not a marijuana non-inhaling Rhodes scholar.
Do try to keep up please.  :P
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Re: A Guide to Different Political Systems
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 10:03:13 PM »
Cap I said draft-dodging, cokesniffing aka AWOL decider, not a marijuana non-inhaling Rhodes scholar.
Do try to keep up please.  :P
No I read you correctly and responded correctly.  To add to Clinton beyond coke snorting, draft dodging, marijuana using, and convicted felon Rhodes Scholar.
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