I'm sitting at a bar wearing a shirt that says "Marines suck".
Sure enough, two marines walk up.
One of the Marines says, "WHAT DOES THAT SHIRT SAY!?!?!?!"
I respond, "Thats the first thing I hate about Marines, they cant read."
The other Marine growles, "What did you say!?!"
I respond, "Thats the second thing I hate about Marines, they cant hear."
Then the first Marine demands that we take this outside.
Two minutes later I walk back into the bar unharmed. The bartender askes what happened to the two Marines.
I respond, "Thats the third thing I hate about Marines, they bring knives to gunfights."