yeah but you have a ski slope for a nose. 
wow squad....from the pics above, a woman could bitch slap you....but she would get her hand all greasy from potato chip grease
or sticky from cream pies....let me guess, your next ownage will go something like this:
OWNAGE OF A ENTIRE BOX OF CREAM PIES TODAY AT MY MOM'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS - your tits are bigger than my pregnant wife's