Author Topic: My new woman (Read 6331 times)

Stark · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:39:31 PM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on May 02, 2007, 03:38:18 PM

Have you also noticed that girls with green eyes have huge c()nt lips and IBS?

LOL

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #26 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:58:23 PM »

Quote from: Debussey on May 02, 2007, 02:49:22 PM

What kinds of sexual techniques does she like?

Does she like rough sex, or cuddly cuddly sex the most?

Do you enjoy eating her pussy?

ROFL !

Pollux · « **Reply #27 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:39:16 PM »

Quote from: Debussey on May 02, 2007, 02:49:22 PM

What kinds of sexual techniques does she like?

Does she like rough sex, or cuddly cuddly sex the most?

Do you enjoy eating her pussy?

Answer these burning questions, HowieW.

Special Ed · « **Reply #28 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:46:15 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 02, 2007, 03:32:44 PM

I have a theory about woman with small lips and no it has nothing to do with Blowjobs or sex, but more that their character is bitchy... woman with small upper lips but large/normal sized lower lips can be bitchy at times.

Good observation. Agreed.

vikingpower · « **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:53:40 PM »

i have a theory about guys with sausage titties

hi ed!

benchmstr · « **Reply #30 on:** May 02, 2007, 09:03:20 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 02, 2007, 02:42:02 PM

I wanted to post a good pic of her for my legion of fans ( both ceiling and hand held models).
This is "the Beth". GET BIG or die

so........have you fisted her yet

bench

Karl Kox · « **Reply #31 on:** May 02, 2007, 09:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on May 02, 2007, 02:44:12 PM

where did you bury the old one?

LOL

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #32 on:** May 02, 2007, 09:53:33 PM »

Quote from: Karl Kox on May 02, 2007, 09:41:03 PM

LOL

What ? Your not going to " crack one off " ?

Karl Kox · « **Reply #33 on:** May 02, 2007, 09:54:46 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on May 02, 2007, 09:53:33 PM

What ? Your not going to " crack one off " ?

LOL naaaaa I just cracked me one off to the ass thread

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #34 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:11:36 PM »

Quote from: Karl Kox on May 02, 2007, 09:54:46 PM

LOL naaaaa I just cracked me one off to the ass thread

LOL ! Your a great guy.

Matt C · « **Reply #35 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:21:55 PM »

Quote from: Debussey on May 02, 2007, 02:49:22 PM

Do you enjoy eating her pussy?

Excellent question.

BTW, what happened to Howie's other girlfriend?

HowieW · « **Reply #36 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 02, 2007, 11:21:55 PM

Excellent question.

BTW, what happened to Howie's other girlfriend?

That was my wife of 8 years, we got divorced 6 mos ago.
As for exact details on my private sex life with my new lady, well, in the words of one the Sapranos ;" Fugeta bout it"

vikingpower · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:45:51 AM »

come on howie ... does she take it in the ass?

kawaks · « **Reply #38 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:16:50 AM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 02, 2007, 02:42:02 PM

I wanted to post a good pic of her for my legion of fans ( both ceiling and hand held models).
This is "the Beth". GET BIG or die

"the Beth" scores a B-

HowieW · « **Reply #39 on:** May 03, 2007, 11:02:26 AM »

Quote from: vikingpower on May 03, 2007, 05:45:51 AM

come on howie ... does she take it in the ass?

No comment other than " yo mama liked it in the cornhole"

hifrommike · « **Reply #40 on:** May 03, 2007, 03:59:41 PM »

Good luck to you & her, Howie. Maybe 3rd time will be the charm.

HowieW · « **Reply #41 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:03:32 PM »

Quote from: hifrommike on May 03, 2007, 03:59:41 PM

Good luck to you & her, Howie. Maybe 3rd time will be the charm.

At age 48 time is running out for the H man. Damn, I am getting close to 50...yikes, I am old fart now...which sucks

I better be extra good to the BETH.

Stark · « **Reply #42 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:04:25 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 03, 2007, 04:03:32 PM

At age 48 time is running out for the H man. Damn, I am getting close to 50...yikes, I am old fart now...which sucks I better be extra good to the BETH.

to make you feel better you don't look anywhere near 50

HowieW · « **Reply #43 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:11:26 PM »

Thanks bro, it did make me feel better. Now where did I put my snorkel?

vikingpower · « **Reply #44 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:17:46 PM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 03, 2007, 11:02:26 AM

No comment other than " yo mama liked it in the cornhole"

temper temper mr white... i was curious cause normally girls with squarish jaws who are still single late in life will do anything

i bet she takes it balls deep in the ass, just like shes done with 50 other guys before she met you stud

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #45 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:38:24 PM »

Quote from: vikingpower on May 03, 2007, 05:17:46 PM

temper temper mr white... i was curious cause normally girls with squarish jaws who are still single late in life will do anything

i bet she takes it balls deep in the ass, just like shes done with 50 other guys before she met you stud

There's a real " confidence booster " for ya', Howie.