Hahahahaha, oh man. Bluto, do you think that all people are "normal"? I bet for every 5 people 1 would have a sexual fetish of some kind, whether it involves feet or urine is really a moot point. I take it you were probably raised in a strict christian home where cursing or even having too much fun was frowned upon. By your logic, everyone that likes outside-the-norm sex is a sick demented person and should be committed.
Ten bucks says you've never had sex, or that you're "waiting for marriage".