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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #100 on: May 03, 2007, 02:03:38 PM »
One more ride because it's so funny  :D


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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #101 on: May 03, 2007, 04:02:54 PM »
this thread is freakin hilarious ahhaahahahh! good posts!!!!
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #102 on: May 03, 2007, 10:44:23 PM »
that tall leg machine by Hammer is the worst and dumbest machine ever made in the US.  but this arm machine Vince made for his gym in Australia is bad too

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Re: ******* Most useless piece of equipment in the gym ********
« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2007, 02:38:29 AM »
Every gym I've worked out at has one and I've NEVER seen a guy press as much on a real incline press as he can on that machine. I could do 4 plates on each side and I know i'm not nearly that strong. it's a bullshit machine


It's not about how much weight you use, it's about how the machine or exercise works the muscle. I know your smarter then that, come on now...
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Re: ******* Most useless piece of equipment in the gym ********
« Reply #104 on: May 04, 2007, 03:06:43 AM »

It's not about how much weight you use, it's about how the machine or exercise works the muscle. I know your smarter then that, come on now...

he made some stupid comment eariler about chest isoloation machines are bad because they target a specifc area while free weights are better because they work secondary muscle...at that point I realized that most likely he doesn't work out
Here comes the money shot

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Re: ******* Most useless piece of equipment in the gym ********
« Reply #105 on: May 04, 2007, 03:09:40 AM »
he made some stupid comment eariler about chest isoloation machines are bad because they target a specifc area while free weights are better because they work secondary muscle...at that point I realized that most likely he doesn't work out


So what your saying is he isn't smarter then I thought :-\ What a moron, and I have to live within 30min of him ;D
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #106 on: May 04, 2007, 06:49:26 AM »
Has got to be 35 lb plates...

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #107 on: May 04, 2007, 07:02:31 AM »

So what your saying is he isn't smarter then I thought :-\ What a moron, and I have to live within 30min of him ;D

I recant my statement. The arm blaster is the most useless

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Re: ******* Most useless piece of equipment in the gym ********
« Reply #108 on: May 04, 2007, 07:08:12 AM »

It's not about how much weight you use, it's about how the machine or exercise works the muscle. I know your smarter then that, come on now...

most half wits know that... still, nothin funnier than the tools that come into the gym every night and spend an hour on bench with their buddies... they never grow a chest and disappear when they turn sideways..

I've always found those seated, weighted, twisting abducter machines to be fuckin useless

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Re: ******* Most useless piece of equipment in the gym ********
« Reply #109 on: May 04, 2007, 07:14:25 AM »
most half wits know that... still, nothin funnier than the tools that come into the gym every night and spend an hour on bench with their buddies... they never grow a chest and disappear when they turn sideways..

I've always found those seated, weighted, twisting abducter machines to be fuckin useless


Yeah every gym has a few groups of guys like that, the best part is when you find out they have been goin to the gym for over 5-10years and used to lift more when they first started ;D
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #110 on: May 04, 2007, 07:17:06 AM »

 I have to live within 30min of him ;D

where at?

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #111 on: May 04, 2007, 07:18:17 AM »
sooo true, and there's usually a rotor cuff injury or elbow sob story to go along with it...

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #112 on: May 04, 2007, 07:21:04 AM »
the neck harness is about the stupidest thing ever invented



the funny thing is i only see fatasses use this thing

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #113 on: May 04, 2007, 07:42:20 AM »
the neck harness is about the stupidest thing ever invented



the funny thing is i only see fatasses use this thing
Damn, that thing looks like it could break your neck!  :o
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #115 on: May 04, 2007, 12:50:34 PM »
that tall leg machine by Hammer is the worst and dumbest machine ever made in the US.  but this arm machine Vince made for his gym in Australia is bad too

The ROM....4 minute workout....$14,000 piece of shit

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #116 on: May 04, 2007, 01:03:19 PM »
Pottstown.

Was near there last night. Nearest I go to there daily is KOP mall

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #117 on: May 04, 2007, 01:25:41 PM »
Was near there last night. Nearest I go to there daily is KOP mall


Yeah they just shut down the Golds near there so allot of members have been comin up my way. I work at Golds Limerick which is owned by the same guy at Golds in Oaks you get a dual membership if you sign up.
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #118 on: September 21, 2025, 02:54:00 AM »
Bumpy..Bump..Pump...

This is a useless piece of kit  :D


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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #119 on: September 21, 2025, 04:42:09 AM »
Anything by Hoist.

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #120 on: September 21, 2025, 10:10:35 AM »
got to admit I liked the hoist pulldown and row

hated the shoulder press
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #121 on: September 21, 2025, 03:44:29 PM »
Is Hoist the brand where the whole body moves as you use the machine?

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #122 on: September 21, 2025, 08:17:11 PM »
Pec dec but there is always someone using it.

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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #123 on: September 21, 2025, 08:22:44 PM »
Bumpy..Bump..Pump...

This is a useless piece of kit  :D


AGREED. Seems to be a machine for everything nowadays!
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Re: Most useless piece of equipment in the gym
« Reply #124 on: September 21, 2025, 10:58:02 PM »
This AB Bench from Matrix nobody used in the Gym ..I generally don't like anything from Matrix