Author Topic: If I see one more guy eating a pizza complaing about their weight.... (Read 2328 times)

Stark · « **on:** May 03, 2007, 05:06:45 PM »

I'm going to take him into the toilet and forcescullfuck his face...
I'm sourounded by geeks some of them so fat they need a chair without the arm rests...

just a couple of minutes ago I went quickly upstairs and prepped my meal: 1 large Salmon steak, a tiny little bit of sweet sour sauce mixed with Broccoli.
When I sat down and started eating I noticed one of these uber fat fuckers move into my directions and ask me what In god's name I was eating.
I said I'm eating fish *(you fat fuck) he said: Looks healthy... with a disgusted look on his face.
Later on I hear the same guy (after he ate a whole Pizza by himself) complain to his buddies that he has tried everything but never lost any weight... everything apart from skipping Pizza and Cola

I love to sit and just mind my own business, sure enough some guy will look over and say: Ahh you're eating healthy again...Me: Yup always.... Why are you doing it? Just to put more muscle on? Me: Pretty much yes...
Than I lean back and let the discussion unfold, let them talk about their time they worked out back in the days when they were ripped... every fucking Bodybuilding Urban legend there is.

Sometimes I want to puke blood

wes · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:11:04 PM »

I like the slobs who eat a large pizza then try to justify it by drinking 2 liters of Diet-Coke!

ThaRealist · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:19:35 PM »

Quote from: wes on May 03, 2007, 05:11:04 PM

I like the slobs who eat a large pizza then try to justify it by drinking 2 liters of Diet-Coke!

Actually I see more obese women that do that on a daily basis...Walking through shopping centers(for exercise LoL) as they drink their diet soda, but then stop to eat some fried food....But it is all justified because of their previous actions out weight the fried food in their own minds and they just can figure out how to lose that fat lol.....

War-Horse · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:27:48 PM »

Someones eating pizza???

ThaRealist · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:28:41 PM »

Quote from: War-Horse on May 03, 2007, 05:27:48 PM

Someones eating pizza???

I will be when I get off work...and I will bitch afterwards because I will still be hungry LoL.....

Bast000 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:28:41 PM »

someone sounds jealous that someone is eating better than he is.

Stark · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on May 03, 2007, 05:28:41 PM

someone sounds jealous that someone is eating better than he is.

Better?

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 03, 2007, 05:29:53 PM

Better?

yea, more better tasting food.

War-Horse · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:37:37 PM »

I just polished off 10oz lean steak and 4 cups salad..........Im Hungry. But look on the bright side, i only have to diet for 16WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pass the pizza, please.

Stark · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:39:48 PM »

Quote from: War-Horse on May 03, 2007, 05:37:37 PM

I just polished off 10oz lean steak and 4 cups salad..........Im Hungry. But look on the bright side, i only have to diet for 16WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pass the pizza, please.

How much you weight now?

ThaRealist · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:40:29 PM »

All kinds of different pizza out there...I can go to this italian place and they will make me a thin crust pizza with about a pound of sliced chicken breast on it....Yummmm

Stark · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:41:31 PM »

Quote from: ThaRealist on May 03, 2007, 05:40:29 PM

All kinds of different pizza out there...I can go to this italian place and they will make me a thin crust pizza with about a pound of sliced chicken breast on it....Yummmm

Don't you cheat at least once every two weeks?

War-Horse · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 03, 2007, 05:39:48 PM

How much you weight now?

233lbs down from 236 on monday.....some water.

Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:43:22 PM »

Quote from: War-Horse on May 03, 2007, 05:42:44 PM

233lbs down from 236 on monday.....some water.

Good stuff bro keep it up...

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:43:33 PM »

I could go for some pizza right now.. With some pipeapples, jalapeno, sausage and little parmesan sprikled on top.

War-Horse · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Stark on May 03, 2007, 05:43:22 PM

Good stuff bro keep it up...

Thanks Stark. I'll keep going till i look like a 7th grade schoolgirl..

Lena · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:46:42 PM »

Quote from: wes on May 03, 2007, 05:11:04 PM

I like the slobs who eat a large pizza then try to justify it by drinking 2 liters of Diet-Coke!

I must confess.......I'm even one of those that drinks a freakin' DIET coke with a junk meal

.....I guess its cuz I'm so used to it and I hate the way too sweet taste when enjoying my salty junk

L.J
www.lenajohannesen.com

Bast000 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:53:17 PM »

Quote from: Lena on May 03, 2007, 05:46:42 PM

I must confess.......I'm even one of those that drinks a freakin' DIET coke with a junk meal .....I guess its cuz I'm so used to it and I hate the way too sweet taste when enjoying my salty junk

L.J
www.lenajohannesen.com

me too, drinking regular soda is just dumb.

Stark · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Lena on May 03, 2007, 05:46:42 PM

I must confess.......I'm even one of those that drinks a freakin' DIET coke with a junk meal .....I guess its cuz I'm so used to it and I hate the way too sweet taste when enjoying my salty junk

L.J
www.lenajohannesen.com

OMG you are so hot