The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!

[BigCypriate]

Hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!! The mighty SQUAD's ability to quickly force every Mcsalad munching 132 pound pec-deck titan into a pool of their own musclemilk faeces is stronger than ever, and spreading across the globe!!!!!!!!!!!

Just this morning I was reading the council internal electronic noticeboard (whic has around 10-12,000 people reading it daily), when I noticed a post titled "Heating", which read "Does anybody know who deals with the temperature control of our office? My colleagues and I are sitting in our coats!!!!!!" 

yes, oh brother. That's exactly what I thought too my bretheren.

I knew I had to act quickly and destroy this whiny little frost conductor before things got out of control, so I replied on the noticeboard saying "Why dont you just go and turn the heating on then?" hahaha

Within 2 minutes the little cum reservoir replied on the board saying "ummm, well if you were the one sitting here with blue hands trying to work then you wouldn't be making stupid jokes!"

Hahahaha hook line and sinker my bitches!!!!!!

From the evident gayness in the tone of his reply, it was clear that "Alan Huxter" had seen more free willy than sea world. Realising I had a captive audience of thousands, I needed to execute some swift SQUAD destruction!!!!

I looked to the master of ownage The Squadfather for some timely guidance and settled for a "Calm down tiger, it ain't that serious." hahahahaha

BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Within minutes my inbox was flooded with messages like "well it will be serious if you piss me off anymore daniel" and "Why dont you come over here and tell us all how to turn the heating on then...?" hahahahahahahahaha the MIGHTY SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

[Rearden Metal]

This story ends with you blowing him, doesn't it.

[BigCypriate]

This story ends with you blowing him, doesn't it.

Only in your mind, "Rearden Metal".

[BroadStreetBruiser]

This blantant, over the top type, forced funny shit is exactly why the squad isn't funny anymore.

[BigCypriate]

This blantant, over the top type, forced funny shit is exactly why the squad isn't funny anymore.

hahaha lighten up baby!!!!   

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I'm cool as a cucumber

[pumphard]

hahaha lighten up baby!!!!   

queers talk like that....

[BroadStreetBruiser]

queers talk like that....

that's a good point!

[Bluto]

not gonna read all that. all i know is that big cyp is hasnt had sex for years because his gf force him to wait until theyre married and ive tried to look past that, but i cant.
 

[jaejonna]

hahhahha the squad Owns all !!!!! hahahahahah

classic p@wnage Big C!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[BigCypriate]

hahhahha the squad Owns all !!!!! hahahahahah

classic p@wnage Big C!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hahahahahahaha yes JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What say you about these condom smokers ruining my thread bretheren??

[ricosauve]

Squad==>geek collection of fat faggott.

[The Squadfather]

Squad==>geek collection of fat faggott.

hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.

[jaejonna]

hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.

hahahahaha yes 'rico suave' is the typical gay latin pool boy....except the switch the 'pool' with taco bell....hahahah

[ricosauve]

hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.

and hurt my feelings  , fatso 

[The Squadfather]

hahahahaha yes 'rico suave' is the typical gay latin pool boy....except the switch the 'pool' with taco bell....hahahah

hahahahahahaha, exactly JJ i mean you can't expect "him" to afford his steroids on his 4.25 an hour making burrltos at taco Bell do you? 'he' has to take it up the butt to stay at 189 pounds.

[ricosauve]

hahahahaha yes 'rico suave' is the typical gay latin pool boy....except the switch the 'pool' with taco bell....hahahah

Look who is making fun of me, rice bowl boy, 2 inch dick, yellow looking little bitch .

[jaejonna]

hahahahahahaha, exactly JJ i mean you can't expect "him" to afford his steroids on his 4.25 an hour making burrltos at taco Bell do you? 'he' has to take it up the butt to stay at 189 pounds.

he is one of those 'lucky' guys that 'truely enjoy what they do for a living' hahahahahah gayer than speed dating at a mexican gay club

[The Squadfather]

he is one of those 'lucky' guys that 'truely enjoy what they do for a living' hahahahahah gayer than speed dating at a mexican gay club

hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.

[ricosauve]

he is one of those 'lucky' guys that 'truely enjoy what they do for a living' hahahahahah gayer than speed dating at a mexican gay club

So what is you diet to keep all that muscle? poo poo plater every 2 hours ha ha

[jaejonna]

hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.

hahahaha yes squadfather thats true!!! but I wonder why they call him MD's Muscle Mafia Bukkake bucket ?

[jaejonna]

So what is you diet to keep all that muscle? poo poo plater every 2 hours ha ha

ok yeah  thats why on Tuesday you penciled in CARDIO in your workout log, but in reality you were marching all day long for immigration reform....isnt that correct riceandbeans suave ?

[ricosauve]

hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.

ok, let me look at your picture again ........................ .....,
ha what a fucking looser you are, pathetic, you have no business making fun of anyone here

[The Squadfather]

ok, let me look at your picture again ........................ .....,
ha what a fucking looser you are, pathetic, you have no business making fun of anyone here

hahahaha, hey Rico do you find that all the anal lube that those 71 year old men use when they violate you interferes with your digestion and protein utilization?

[ricosauve]

ok yeah  thats why on Tuesday you penciled in CARDIO in your workout log, but in reality you were marching all day long for immigration reform....isnt that correct riceandbeans suave ?

that is funny I was born here, chinkojonna, I hear you hang like a horse.....,fly