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What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« on: May 04, 2007, 06:51:18 AM »
I am ashamed to admit that I have to now workout at LA Fitness.  I moved to a new area and it is the only gym within 30 miles.  The gym is fantastic, tons of weights, benches, dumbells, machiens, boxing bags and the pussy is amazing but what the fuk is it with these dudes and ILS.

For those that don't know. ILS=Imaginary Lat Syndrom.

I have my ipod plugged in and just going through my workout and spot these 2 queers who weigh about 150 each checking out their abs in the mirror, one guy was running his hands over the other guys stomach, serious fagtards.  Then mister 80's tank top boy stands right in front of my bench to do arm curls.  When I sat up from my set of bench I swiftly kicked him right in the back of the knee and apologized.  LOL.  He almost cried.  Dumb shit!

Then there is just a shit load of little punks with arms flared out by their sides and as they walk by stick their chests up and take a side glance at me. 

If it wasn't for the fact that the pussy there is top tier, I mean some seriously bubblicious asses and hot smokin bods, I would think it would be worth just driving an hour to go to a real gym.

I give it another week or two before I end up smacking one of these shits square in the jaw and then I will be forced to find a new gym.

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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 06:53:27 AM »
yeah and alot of WGWFA syndrome going around too... ;D






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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2007, 07:13:13 AM »
I am ashamed to admit that I have to now workout at LA Fitness.  I moved to a new area and it is the only gym within 30 miles.  The gym is fantastic, tons of weights, benches, dumbells, machiens, boxing bags and the pussy is amazing but what the fuk is it with these dudes and ILS.

For those that don't know. ILS=Imaginary Lat Syndrom.

I have my ipod plugged in and just going through my workout and spot these 2 queers who weigh about 150 each checking out their abs in the mirror, one guy was running his hands over the other guys stomach, serious fagtards.  Then mister 80's tank top boy stands right in front of my bench to do arm curls.  When I sat up from my set of bench I swiftly kicked him right in the back of the knee and apologized.  LOL.  He almost cried.  Dumb shit!



Then there is just a shit load of little punks with arms flared out by their sides and as they walk by stick their chests up and take a side glance at me. 

If it wasn't for the fact that the pussy there is top tier, I mean some seriously bubblicious asses and hot smokin bods, I would think it would be worth just driving an hour to go to a real gym.

I give it another week or two before I end up smacking one of these shits square in the jaw and then I will be forced to find a new gym.

mon of steele, you sound like one really mean dude!  You dont take shit from no one!

You are the man!  Keep it real bro, and if any of those pussy-fag-retard-biatches look side-ways at ya, smack em square in the jaw!

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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 07:16:51 AM »
I am ashamed to admit that I have to now workout at LA Fitness.  I moved to a new area and it is the only gym within 30 miles.  The gym is fantastic, tons of weights, benches, dumbells, machiens, boxing bags and the pussy is amazing but what the fuk is it with these dudes and ILS.

For those that don't know. ILS=Imaginary Lat Syndrom.

I have my ipod plugged in and just going through my workout and spot these 2 queers who weigh about 150 each checking out their abs in the mirror, one guy was running his hands over the other guys stomach, serious fagtards.  Then mister 80's tank top boy stands right in front of my bench to do arm curls.  When I sat up from my set of bench I swiftly kicked him right in the back of the knee and apologized.  LOL.  He almost cried.  Dumb shit!

Then there is just a shit load of little punks with arms flared out by their sides and as they walk by stick their chests up and take a side glance at me. 

If it wasn't for the fact that the pussy there is top tier, I mean some seriously bubblicious asses and hot smokin bods, I would think it would be worth just driving an hour to go to a real gym.

I give it another week or two before I end up smacking one of these shits square in the jaw and then I will be forced to find a new gym.

Why ashamed? LA is a nice gym for what you pay and provides most people wiht more than enough equipment even at peak hours. Just pop the headphones and ignore them. You'll have wanna be's everywhere you go. Just wait til someone half your size starts offering you advice saying you don't need to move alot of weight to have a big body yadda yadda. I just laugh and say thanks for the tip.

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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 07:29:14 AM »
Why ashamed? LA is a nice gym for what you pay and provides most people wiht more than enough equipment even at peak hours. Just pop the headphones and ignore them. You'll have wanna be's everywhere you go. Just wait til someone half your size starts offering you advice saying you don't need to move alot of weight to have a big body yadda yadda. I just laugh and say thanks for the tip.

Fair comment.  However, mon of steele is in need of a more hard core training environment.  He likes the pussy at LA but does not like everything else that goes along with it.  i understand where he is coming from.

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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 07:32:22 AM »
I am ashamed to admit that I have to now workout at LA Fitness.  I moved to a new area and it is the only gym within 30 miles.  The gym is fantastic, tons of weights, benches, dumbells, machiens, boxing bags and the pussy is amazing but what the fuk is it with these dudes and ILS.

For those that don't know. ILS=Imaginary Lat Syndrom.

I have my ipod plugged in and just going through my workout and spot these 2 queers who weigh about 150 each checking out their abs in the mirror, one guy was running his hands over the other guys stomach, serious fagtards.  Then mister 80's tank top boy stands right in front of my bench to do arm curls.  When I sat up from my set of bench I swiftly kicked him right in the back of the knee and apologized.  LOL.  He almost cried.  Dumb shit!

Then there is just a shit load of little punks with arms flared out by their sides and as they walk by stick their chests up and take a side glance at me. 

If it wasn't for the fact that the pussy there is top tier, I mean some seriously bubblicious asses and hot smokin bods, I would think it would be worth just driving an hour to go to a real gym.

I give it another week or two before I end up smacking one of these shits square in the jaw and then I will be forced to find a new gym.

Wow, you sure stare at dudes in a gym huh?   Sounds to me like you are in the closet.  Admit it, you wanted to lick his ab's didn't ya?
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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 07:32:47 AM »
Fair comment.  However, mon of steele is in need of a more hard core training environment.  He likes the pussy at LA but does not like everything else that goes along with it.  i understand where he is coming from.

You're right on that note. It's not the greatest "hardcore" environment. Gotta learn to focus and develop your own drive it that become a problem. Sometimes you got to build a castle with nothing but sand. ;) :D  Besides. Every LA needs a silverback, I'm sure he would happily volunteer with so many tiny tits around.

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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2007, 07:42:16 AM »
The percentage of dudes with imaginary-lats-syndrome in America must be far above world average.

You don't see that quite often in The Netherlands.

Next time I visit the mighty USA I'll be sure to train in one of those la-fitness gyms, just for the laughs.

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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2007, 07:50:01 AM »
everyone who has no muscle want to act like they got muscle, i see it with guys all the time, they act like something they are not, maybe me even, but i always remind myself and i know i am no one special, lucky to even be considered average.

i see it with girls who got no face no figure but they have a mannerism that acts like they are 'the shit'.



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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2007, 07:54:40 AM »
I am ashamed to admit that I have to now workout at LA Fitness.  I moved to a new area and it is the only gym within 30 miles.  The gym is fantastic, tons of weights, benches, dumbells, machiens, boxing bags and the pussy is amazing but what the fuk is it with these dudes and ILS.

For those that don't know. ILS=Imaginary Lat Syndrom.

I have my ipod plugged in and just going through my workout and spot these 2 queers who weigh about 150 each checking out their abs in the mirror, one guy was running his hands over the other guys stomach, serious fagtards.  Then mister 80's tank top boy stands right in front of my bench to do arm curls.  When I sat up from my set of bench I swiftly kicked him right in the back of the knee and apologized.  LOL.  He almost cried.  Dumb shit!

Then there is just a shit load of little punks with arms flared out by their sides and as they walk by stick their chests up and take a side glance at me. 

If it wasn't for the fact that the pussy there is top tier, I mean some seriously bubblicious asses and hot smokin bods, I would think it would be worth just driving an hour to go to a real gym.

I give it another week or two before I end up smacking one of these shits square in the jaw and then I will be forced to find a new gym.



I agree with one thing, lots of pussy there...lol. There is a new one they just open next to my GOLD'S GYM. I stopped by to see what it was all about, well, it's not the kind of environment I like, but they have tons of Hos all over the place
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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2007, 08:28:21 AM »
I used to workout at Worlds and it is way different.  LA is a nice gym no doubt.  These punks make me laugh way too much.  Lots of ego there for sure.

At worlds no one gave a fuk about you or how big you were.  Some real big dudes would come in and they wouldn't make a sound.  In LA Fitness you get these groups of punks who don't shut the F' up the entire workout.  It is painful.

I do plug my ipod in and ignore it.  Just funny what you see.  Damn those bitches there are fine.


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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2007, 09:02:00 AM »
I used to workout at Worlds and it is way different.  LA is a nice gym no doubt.  These punks make me laugh way too much.  Lots of ego there for sure.

At worlds no one gave a fuk about you or how big you were.  Some real big dudes would come in and they wouldn't make a sound.  In LA Fitness you get these groups of punks who don't shut the F' up the entire workout.  It is painful.

I do plug my ipod in and ignore it.  Just funny what you see.  Damn those bitches there are fine.





true. There was this punk benching a monster 225lbs and almost killed himself on the last rep, cause the asshole that was spotting him wasn't paying attetion....lol. I laughed so hard ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What's with the epidemic of ILS at LA Fitness
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 09:12:06 AM »
yeah and alot of WGWFA syndrome going around too... ;D






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