Author Topic: PLATINUM BLONDE (Read 5321 times)

get real, she's going to jail !!
no, I bet she doesn't, she's gonna have a get out free card

(but she's out of limits so quit fantasizing about her...

plus, if I had that much money and a nasty nose, I'd get a nose job.
fortunately, I don't.

whatever
etc
xL

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:27:04 PM »

i met my ex when she had platinum blondie hair..

meh..some can pull it off some cant..

paris cant..makes her look old and withered..like that old tanning lady in "something about mary"

plus the tip of her nose looks like its made out of liquid wax and is about to drip off..not a good pic of her..

xxxLinda · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:31:27 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 07, 2007, 04:27:04 PM

i met my ex when she had platinum blondie hair..

meh..some can pull it off some cant..

paris cant..makes her look old and withered..like that old tanning lady in "something about mary"

plus the tip of her nose looks like its made out of liquid wax and is about to drip off..not a good pic of her..

can you edit her nose and keep her hair and definitely that porno flick then?
xL

(I've got pix of my mates before they had surgery, I keep them for posterity

xxxLinda · « **Reply #9 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:36:03 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on May 07, 2007, 12:24:13 PM

I say yay...

You probably perhaps don't know how to say no?
Maybe it's the money that's turning you on...

She's ugly and she's paid (plus her father before her) a zillion bucks to look like that.

go figure.
xL

post the pics of her wonderful tits.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #10 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:38:05 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on May 07, 2007, 04:36:03 PM

You probably perhaps don't know how to say no?
Maybe it's the money that's turning you on...

She's ugly and she's paid (plus her father before her) a zillion bucks to look like that.

go figure.
xL

sounds like XXXLinda has some jealousy issues with Paris and why wouldn't you? she's rich, hot and does whatever she wants, you should post a picture so we can see how much better looking you are than Paris, Linda?

xxxLinda · « **Reply #11 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:42:28 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 07, 2007, 04:38:05 PM

sounds like XXXLinda has some jealousy issues with Paris and why wouldn't you? she's rich, hot and does whatever she wants, you should post a picture so we can see how much better looking you are than Paris, Linda?

darling, I finally (after a year), posted a pic of me on the Italy thread, ok?

I have no problem whatsoever with Paris. I honestly feel sorry for her and much
much
much
muchly
muscley
prefer my life,
ok?
with mad love
Linda
xxx

ps: I'm rich, at least 100 degress hot and I do whatever I want,
I'm just not a blonde.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:49:51 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on May 07, 2007, 04:42:28 PM

darling, I finally (after a year), posted a pic of me on the Italy thread, ok?

I have no problem whatsoever with Paris. I honestly feel sorry for her and much
much
much
muchly
muscley
prefer my life,
ok?
with mad love
Linda
xxx

ps: I'm rich, at least 100 degress hot and I do whatever I want,
I'm just not a blonde.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's you in that thread? what are you 55? seriously do you really think you're hot?

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #13 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:51:28 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 07, 2007, 04:49:51 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's you in that thread? what are you 55? seriously do you really think you're hot?

mate i'd take ole crazy outta control linda over paris ANYDAY...

unless i ws coked up (then i'd fuck pretty much anything) i wouldn't touch paris with your dick

xxxLinda · « **Reply #14 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:52:41 PM »

ok I take it back, she's got a fab nose and truly expensive great hair. Love those tits
xL

The Squadfather · « **Reply #15 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:53:06 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 07, 2007, 04:51:28 PM

mate i'd take ole crazy outta control linda over paris ANYDAY...

unless i ws coked up (then i'd fuck pretty much anything) i wouldn't touch paris with your dick

that's what condoms are for my friend, you can't be serious about Linda over paris though.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #16 on:** May 07, 2007, 04:55:15 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 07, 2007, 04:49:51 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's you in that thread? what are you 55? seriously do you really think you're hot?

ssssssss
(thanks tox)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

though I frankly don't give a damn
I wouldn't know anything about what it means to be blonde to be honest
xL

oh look , I'll dye it plati num and then you can all fight over me...

xxxLinda · « **Reply #17 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:01:11 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 07, 2007, 04:53:06 PM

that's what condoms are for my friend, you can't be serious about Linda over paris though.

THANK YOU !!!

I've not laughed this hard for at least 3 hours...

T H A N K Y O U
for the nasty back-handed compliment... LOVED IT
and ps: no, I'm just approaching 30 or 40 or something. (I've begun to lie about my age).

But I've got a few more years left in me and I'd look W A Y better than her as a blonde

Oh, did you hear my upside down blonde girl joke, it's a brunette...

(I have a far better nose than her and my ears are nicer too.
About them tits she's got: I prefer mine
xL

oh what a pity, it's all kicking off in America where you are and it's 1:15am here so I gotta go.

Miss you, mean it

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:11:41 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 07, 2007, 04:53:06 PM

that's what condoms are for my friend, you can't be serious about Linda over paris though.

DEAD serious..

paris would have problems getting me hard..

its not a naked body always thats sexy...its a naked personality..and paris is about as closed off as they come..

linda bares it all on here every day...

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #19 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:12:52 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on May 07, 2007, 04:55:15 PM

ssssssss
(thanks tox)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

aye <tips cap>

The Squadfather · « **Reply #20 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:13:41 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 07, 2007, 05:11:41 PM

DEAD serious..

paris would have problems getting me hard..

its not a naked body always thats sexy...its a naked personality..and paris is about as closed off as they come..

linda bares it all on here every day...

that's where you and i differ my friend, i'd enjoy making love to her, she is attractive in my opinion EDIT!.

xxxLinda · « **Reply #21 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:18:14 PM »

Oh, I logged out and had to log in again.

You see, that's how come Mr Pro Fart is a real man and you're just dreaming about your celebrity magazine. Google. It's okay.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #22 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:18:27 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on May 07, 2007, 05:13:41 PM

that's where you and i differ my friend, i'd blast the living shit out of her, she gets me hard just looking at her in a dress.

there ws a time i had my share of theater majors..

even dated me an actress /model once..EVERYTHING about her ws an act..i'll go search my old pix and see if i can find a pic of her..maybe post it..

everywhere i went with her she turned heads..i ws bored out of my life with her..i'd ask my friend to flirt and make love to EDIT her so i'd have an excuse to dump her..unfortunately she ws loyal..i'll give her that..

she moved away to cali to persue her dream

..shoulda told her she couldn't act..lol

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #23 on:** May 07, 2007, 05:27:20 PM »

i bet linda would say the most preversely english trash to me if i ever in my dreams had an opportunity....

24KT · « **Reply #24 on:** May 07, 2007, 11:09:30 PM »

Quote from: xxxLinda on May 07, 2007, 04:25:45 PM

get real, she's going to jail !!
no, I bet she doesn't, she's gonna have a get out free card

(but she's out of limits so quit fantasizing about her...

plus, if I had that much money and a nasty nose, I'd get a nose job.
fortunately, I don't.

whatever
etc
xL

{pssst} Linda, that WAS after the nose job.

And Paris Hilton is naturally a dark brunette with brown eyes. Those baby blues you see are contacts,
...and those platinum tresses are bleached ... and contain extensions. but shhhh... it'll be our secret. ok?