Ignorance must be bliss.

[Ozzy]

I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

[davidpaul]

great story.

[Bast000]

I was riveted.

[davidpaul]

I like the part where the Leutentant steps in, really added drama.

[HUGEPECS]

hahaha....it kills me when they said that creatine is steroids

[alexxx]

lol people are clueless!

[Saxon]

I like the part where the Leutentant steps in, really added drama.

I was expecting a General or Major to suddenly appear after that, quite the anti-climax for me 

[davidpaul]

I was expecting a General or Major to suddenly appear after that, quite the anti-climax for me 

Maybe his next one will have a chief of police, Mahoney or even Columbo?

[UK Gold]

At least those guys arn't going to die of lung cancer. Unlike Ozzy.

[ChinoXL]

I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

The Navy is full of "gurus", who have no specific knowledge of anything.  I schooled many in my day, even on the way out.

[Stark]

I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

 

[ManBearPig...]

The Navy is full of "gurus", who have no specific knowledge of anything.  I schooled many in my day, even on the way out.

probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.

[Stark]

probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.

comes from I'm blacker than the ace of spades but still hate black people myself uncle sam

Epic race confusion and gayer than a suprise party by Derek Anthony

[ManBearPig...]

comes from I'm blacker than the ace of spades but still hate black people myself uncle sam

Epic race confusion and gayer than a suprise party by Derek Anthony

uncle sam?  don't you mean Uncle Tom, you stupid Kraut whose country's getting raped by Turks?

[Stark]

uncle sam?  don't you mean Uncle Tom, you stupid Kraut whose country's getting raped by Turks?

Newsflash... we don't have any issues with the turks, it's the other way around... and no i meant uncle Sam I didn't want to dig up that particular racist stereotype I trusted in you to do that for me
Now get your shinebox and fetsch me some cotten.

[the shadow]

I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

nice fairy tale

[warrior_code]

Funny cause if you asked them the science behind any of these "products" they wouldn't know, only that it "speed's up their metabolism." 

[Stark]

Funny cause if you asked them the science behind any of these "products" they wouldn't know, only that it "speed's up their metabolism." 

That's why they have this brilliant and extremely well paid Labratorian Dr Dr Muscletech


LOOOOL I cannot help but laugh everytime I see these pictures

Phone rings: Yes J. Cutler Mr O?
MT lab rat: JAY JAY WE GOT IT OMG WE FINALLY AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCH HAVE THE PRODUCT....
Jay: I'll be over in a minute...

5 min later...

Both of them stand around the latest lying c unt product and Dr Dr Muscletech explain Jay Cutler the finer details of MuscleTechs newest  product.

[warrior_code]

For a class I recently took I wrote a paper on No2.  It was funny to see that all the evidence for their claims were found in their own "research lab." 

[240 is Back]

it's cool that they are able to get the product labeled, boxed, and mass produced / shipped by the time Jay arrived and puts on makeup for the picture.  

Scientists are really efficient people.

[Stark]

For a class I recently took I wrote a paper on No2.  It was funny to see that all the evidence for their claims were found in their own "research lab." 

[dodster]

I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

great story if it were true
do u jerk off to these fantasies?dont ansa that its rhetorical

[the shadow]

great story if it were true
do u jerk off to these fantasies?dont ansa that its rhetorical

dude it ain't true..its one of getbigs classic fairy tales

[ChinoXL]

probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.

Stick to what you're good at knuckle-walker and leave the comedy to someone who isn't a non-human primate.   

[ManBearPig...]

Stick to what you're good at knuckle-walker and leave the comedy to someone who isn't a non-human primate.   

red koolaid, my favorite flavor.