LOL, ask yourselkg that, ask yourself.
lets stick to the topic of the thread "dp"
ok, im into this chick at the gym, what opickup line shall i use?
PANHEAD . SHOVELHEAD OR KNUCKLEHEAD ??
kawazaki or ducati?
ducati.........next?
lambo or corvette?
for me corvette for you lambo, cause you have a tiny dick......next?
it aint that smaLL.
thats not what rip told me.
SS, what about you? What are you packin?
is this a trick question?
heres a question for ya,wanna cyber tonight?
of course silly
SSBG, have a problem. Got a hot admin at the office that really wants me to lay the pipe in her, but I'm her superior. Still, she has huge cans and a smokin ass.What to do?
we are always their superior ...... to answer your question...fuck her doggy style over her desk of course so you don't make a mess on yours, then blow your load on her tits........... and as the great rude would say, send her for a nice sammich then tell her to get fat ass back to work...next?
SSBG, I was with a group of friends recently and some guy I'd never met before decided to share that when he was last workin his crank on the shitter he decided it might be interesting to jam a finger in his manpleaser.How should one react to this situation?