Author Topic: I'm an MMA prodigy (Read 2755 times)

antcraw · « **on:** May 11, 2007, 03:23:53 AM »

Even when I was 12 to win a fight I would take the kid down, mount him, and pound his face. And that was with NO training. I figure if I got a good ground game when I was 12 I should be a MMA prodigy and with a little training to round out my fighting style I should start getting IN THE CAGE ASAP!

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:34:02 AM »

and now youre 13.

The Jayhawker · « **Reply #2 on:** May 11, 2007, 06:36:57 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 11, 2007, 03:23:53 AM

Even when I was 12 to win a fight I would take the kid down, mount him, and pound his face. And that was with NO training. I figure if I got a good ground game when I was 12 I should be a MMA prodigy and with a little training to round out my fighting style I should start getting IN THE CAGE ASAP!

Wow.......oh I mean who cares.

Hate to be mean kid but a 12 year old beating a 12 year old doesn't say anything.

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #3 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:04:37 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 11, 2007, 03:23:53 AM

Even when I was 12 to win a fight I would take the kid down, mount him, and pound his face. And that was with NO training. I figure if I got a good ground game when I was 12 I should be a MMA prodigy and with a little training to round out my fighting style I should start getting IN THE CAGE ASAP!

You should save yourself the problem, beating up kids doesnt make you a fighter.. Were the kids you were beating wearing fanny packs and tape on their glasses.. Just curious....

antcraw · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2007, 06:51:13 PM »

Quote from: The Jayhawker on May 11, 2007, 06:36:57 AM

Wow.......oh I mean who cares.

Hate to be mean kid but a 12 year old beating a 12 year old doesn't say anything.

I figure since I have the natural fighting instincts to ground and pound I'm 1/2 way to the UFC main event. I mean I wrestled in high school so I could probably take down and destroy a pro boxer within 30 seconds because they would have no clue how to defend against the takedown. My coach says I have all the tools.

Benny B · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:32:46 PM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 11, 2007, 06:51:13 PM

I figure since I have the natural fighting instincts to ground and pound I'm 1/2 way to the UFC main event. I mean I wrestled in high school so I could probably take down and destroy a pro boxer within 30 seconds because they would have no clue how to defend against the takedown. My coach says I have all the tools.

Good luck kid. Be sure to come back to getbig when you reach the top!

dootle · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2007, 07:43:12 AM »

when i was 12 i beat the snot out of my 16 year old sister, i think i would be a great mma fighter too..i mean, i gave her a real good beating, i must be a prodigy..

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #7 on:** May 12, 2007, 07:55:57 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 11, 2007, 06:51:13 PM

I figure since I have the natural fighting instincts to ground and pound I'm 1/2 way to the UFC main event. I mean I wrestled in high school so I could probably take down and destroy a pro boxer within 30 seconds because they would have no clue how to defend against the takedown. My coach says I have all the tools.

How many times have you been hit, I dont mean by your friends or by the drunk guy you fought at a bar... I mean bare knuckled punched by someone who has trained for 5 years... Or even kicked in the head with your hands up... Just curious?

antcraw · « **Reply #8 on:** May 12, 2007, 01:32:04 PM »

Quote from: SinCitysmallGUY on May 12, 2007, 07:55:57 AM

How many times have you been hit, I dont mean by your friends or by the drunk guy you fought at a bar... I mean bare knuckled punched by someone who has trained for 5 years... Or even kicked in the head with your hands up... Just curious?

Well not 5 years but someone with 2 years training, how long does it take to learn how to punch? I feel like I hit really hard and I've been at it 6 months. My coach is icing his hands after i get done hitting the targets.

americanbulldog · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2007, 09:37:33 PM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 11, 2007, 06:51:13 PM

I figure since I have the natural fighting instincts to ground and pound I'm 1/2 way to the UFC main event. I mean I wrestled in high school so I could probably take down and destroy a pro boxer within 30 seconds because they would have no clue how to defend against the takedown. My coach says I have all the tools.

The guy who just got triangled said what?

Nathan · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2007, 09:57:13 AM »

I think you have to fight in the ring befor you know what time it is!
Street fights or brawls are easy compared, to fighting trained fighters.
And almost anyone trained, or untrained mounts some one who is down. Either that or kicks em in the head. I'm not saying you wont be good, I'm just saying leave the ego at the door. Always and remember your just one punch/kick away form getting Ko'd at all times. Even if you hit hard you can still get hit also

mrt · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:07:02 AM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 11, 2007, 06:51:13 PM

I figure since I have the natural fighting instincts to ground and pound I'm 1/2 way to the UFC main event. I mean I wrestled in high school so I could probably take down and destroy a pro boxer within 30 seconds because they would have no clue how to defend against the takedown. My coach says I have all the tools.

mwahaahahah u are ready man call that ufc promoter now!!!!!!your coach says u have all the tools man,,i say your just a tool

americanbulldog · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2007, 04:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Nathan on May 14, 2007, 09:57:13 AM

I think you have to fight in the ring befor you know what time it is!
Street fights or brawls are easy compared, to fighting trained fighters.
And almost anyone trained, or untrained mounts some one who is down. Either that or kicks em in the head. I'm not saying you wont be good, I'm just saying leave the ego at the door. Always and remember your just one punch/kick away form getting Ko'd at all times. Even if you hit hard you can still get hit also

Upkicks have a way of ruining your day. Stomps will also.

antcraw · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2007, 07:35:02 PM »

I saw on TV where muay-tai guys kick banana trees to toughen up their legs. I've been going to the park and doing that now and I have to tell you it really works! my coach said my kicks are getting much more powerful than they were 3 months ago. I can't wait to try it out in the cage.

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2007, 08:34:28 PM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 17, 2007, 07:35:02 PM

I saw on TV where muay-tai guys kick banana trees to toughen up their legs. I've been going to the park and doing that now and I have to tell you it really works! my coach said my kicks are getting much more powerful than they were 3 months ago. I can't wait to try it out in the cage.

By the way you talk kid, Your someones gimmick.. If not you should go lay down in the street. and tackle cars next.. Once you can do that you will be able to tackle any MMA fighter and crush them with your strength. Tai guys that train kick things from youth.. If you just started out I gurantee you dont kick trees. If you do post a video.. Then we will believe you are a MMA prodigy...

americanbulldog · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2007, 04:32:06 PM »

Quote from: antcraw on May 17, 2007, 07:35:02 PM

I saw on TV where muay-tai guys kick banana trees to toughen up their legs. I've been going to the park and doing that now and I have to tell you it really works! my coach said my kicks are getting much more powerful than they were 3 months ago. I can't wait to try it out in the cage.

You should fight the white ninja, Matty Mo. His piss kills sharks, for gosh sakes.

Wombat · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2007, 01:10:21 AM »

Ive got Bob Barker in the 2nd round beating this kid by KO...

americanbulldog · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2007, 01:38:23 AM »

Quote from: Wombat on May 28, 2007, 01:10:21 AM

Ive got Bob Barker in the 2nd round beating this kid by KO...

Does Bob need two rounds?

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2007, 02:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Wombat on May 28, 2007, 01:10:21 AM

Ive got Bob Barker in the 2nd round beating this kid by KO...

I've got the tree, the kid says he kicks.. The tree wins be shin block.. Kid falls down and his mom picks him up , smacks him in the head for trying to be chuck norris.. Then she takes him out of his McDojo classes. Any takers on this bet...

MADSamoan · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:23:28 AM »

Have you had any ring fights? Hell of a statement. Fighting street civilians doesnt count, they generally try to run or swim their way out of an engagement..