Count Grisnackh - then and now

[Bluto]

Here is how he looked back in the day



Here he is auditioning for the norweigan version of American Idol

[davidpaul]

hahahahaha 

[UK Gold]

That top pic is a classic! Although i bet the 'bruthas' in prison loved that hair

[Ozzy]

 

[Saxon]

Classic.

[Ozzy]

Classic.

No. Not really. Not at all, in fact.

[Saxon]

No. Not really. Not at all, in fact.

That second picture is hilarious.  Used in this context it makes someone who has knowledge of Count Grisnackh (aka Varg) chuckle like a jolly old fat man at a BBQ.

[Mr Miyagi]

That guy looks massive

[Ozzy]

That second picture is hilarious.  Used in this context it makes someone who has knowledge of Count Grisnackh (aka Varg) chuckle like a jolly old fat man at a BBQ.

Okay

[dan18]

Another pointless bluto thread

[Deedee]

Another pointless bluto thread

Maybe Bluto has a love crush on someone.

[antcraw]

Cheer up emo kid 

[Count Grishnackh]

Maybe Bluto has a love crush on someone.

Bluto loves me. He was a huge Burzum/Count Grishnackh fan and devastated when Varg went to prison. Now he lives that passion on here through worship of me   

[Count Grishnackh]

That guy looks massive

I am much bigger than Varg

[Bluto]

I am much bigger than Varg

hahaha wtf is that

[Count Grishnackh]

hahaha wtf is that

bigmc found my pic somewhere on the net.    

[Deedee]

bigmc found my pic somewhere on the net.    

I think Count Grishnackh has nice pecs. 

[Count Grishnackh]

I think Count Grishnackh has nice pecs. 

Hmm, usually my "goth-guy black" manicure and modic haircut cause all of the vamps in the coven to seek out private time with the Count.   

[Deedee]

Hmm, usually my "goth-guy black" manicure and modic haircut cause all of the vamps in the coven to seek out private time with the Count.   

It's probably a combo of all the above, plus the authority you exude when you wave that magic baton you're holding at them.   

[Count Grishnackh]

It's probably a combo of all the above, plus the authority you exude when you wave that magic baton you're holding at them.   

For countless centuries it has been used for only the most worthy consorts, those whose devotion and submission to me are absolute. Whose undying need to satiate my thirst with the sensously warm...sticky...sweet flow of their life's blood is eternal...never ending.

Innocents should tread warily within the midst of the unknown....such purity and grace can be lost while making their way through the mist covered shroud of darkness...

[Tapeworm]

Bonus points in the spooky speak collumn for use of "tread, midst" and "shroud" in a single [run on]sentence.

[Deedee]

That wasn't a run on sentence since there is a punctuation break. Use of ellipses as a break appears more conversational and is less formal than the semi-colon, although technically they should be read the same way.  I use them to effect all the time when talking to people. Had he used the semi-colon, it still wouldn't be a run on sentence.

[Tapeworm]

That wasn't a run on sentence since there is a punctuation break. Use of ellipses as a break appears more conversational and is less formal than the semi-colon, although technically they should be read the same way.  I use them to effect all the time when talking to people. Had he used the semi-colon, it still wouldn't be a run on sentence.

Damn.  Owned.

I stand erected.

[ButtonMan]

That wasn't a run on sentence since there is a punctuation break. Use of ellipses as a break appears more conversational and is less formal than the semi-colon, although technically they should be read the same way.  I use them to effect all the time when talking to people. Had he used the semi-colon, it still wouldn't be a run on sentence.

You're hot 

[Deedee]

You're hot 

Thank you.    I learned the benefits of using the ellipsis during the time I began writing secret passion notes to my first real love crush.  You should try it sometime.