Hell, 20 years after he was totally p0an3d by James Randi, Peter Popoff is back and bigger than ever...He'll send you "miracle spring water" for free. After you drink it, you just send him a check (or ten) and you'll become rich. The infomercial would be funnier if it wasn't for the fact that people actually fall for it. Most may see these con artists for what they are, but the stadiums they fill and the TV time they can afford every night suggests that far too many still fall for it.
Who needs the Beatitudes and all that rot when there's miracle spring water to satisfy all your needs?
As a side note, the second greatest thing to do on youtube is watch videos of faith healers and other assorted religious cranks. I just laughed my ass off watching this one: