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« on: May 17, 2007, 05:13:51 PM »


Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick :

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

I love you, darling ! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night ?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean ? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me ??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT !... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married !!"



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Hot Breakfast                : $   4.20

Two Aspirins                  : $   0.38

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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2007, 08:14:39 AM »

Yesterday I was offered a job in NYbut I work in Scranton PA and the job was mine but a couple days ago this girl who works in Scranton and whom I had been in love with finnally told me that she was ready for us to be together, so as I sat there and pondered wheather or not I should move to NYC or begin my life with this woman. So I made the decision to not accept the job. I came right to the office and asked her if she was free to have dinner with me. It was the right time.

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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2007, 09:38:48 AM »

Yesterday I was offered a job in NYbut I work in Scranton PA and the job was mine but a couple days ago this girl who works in Scranton and whom I had been in love with finnally told me that she was ready for us to be together, so as I sat there and pondered wheather or not I should move to NYC or begin my life with this woman. So I made the decision to not accept the job. I came right to the office and asked her if she was free to have dinner with me. It was the right time.

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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2007, 02:04:54 PM »

Yesterday I was offered a job in NYbut I work in Scranton PA and the job was mine but a couple days ago this girl who works in Scranton and whom I had been in love with finnally told me that she was ready for us to be together, so as I sat there and pondered wheather or not I should move to NYC or begin my life with this woman. So I made the decision to not accept the job. I came right to the office and asked her if she was free to have dinner with me. It was the right time.

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