I'm going to be bigger than all you bitches!

[El Diablo Blanco]

Because I just bought the Perfect Pushup.  Ripped Chest, Ripped Abs and Ripped Shoulders.  All for $39.95. Oh yeah.  Mr. Olympia here I come!

[Stark]

Because I just bought the Perfect Pushup.  Ripped Chest, Ripped Abs and Ripped Shoulders.  Oh yeah.  Mr. Olympia here I come!

lol

u bought one? Youre one stupid sob

[El Diablo Blanco]

lol

u bought one? Youre one stupid sob

Invented by the Navy Seals.  I just cancelled my LA Fitness membership because this is all I need!  Giggity Giggity

[War-Horse]

All these years of push-ups and no results.   Who'd of thought all we had to do is rotate our wrists, and we'd make coleman look like Mrs Ethiopia.

[sinbad]

Because I just bought the Perfect Pushup.  Ripped Chest, Ripped Abs and Ripped Shoulders.  All for $39.95. Oh yeah.  Mr. Olympia here I come!

One time my workout partner was going on about something similar this that his friend had, and I will never let him live that shit down. I bought him some from K-mart for Christmas just to mess with him

[marcus]

Kid at my gym actually bought them and used them in his workout routines.

[G o a t b o y]

I'm going to be bigger than all you bitches!

Only if you almost die for us bitches!