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Confrontation in the street!
« on: May 18, 2007, 02:21:10 PM »
Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.

I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!

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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 02:23:36 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:21:10 PM
Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.

I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!


"whop my ass" is critical here
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2007, 02:24:16 PM »
I was thinking for a second to answer Yes just to see what would've happen
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 02:25:07 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:21:10 PM
Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.

I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!



damn u should knocked him out bluto.

Had he seen ritchie?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 02:25:39 PM »
epic try to swindle getbig into believing that you really work out and are not fat as you have said so on many occasions... look fatty get u ass into the gym and stop pretending :))
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2007, 02:26:03 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
damn u should knocked him out bluto.

Had he seen ritchie?

he wore sunglasses ! i figured it was some dude who've been thrown outta a bar or something and wanted to get back at the bouncer
or why else would he had asked me that?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2007, 02:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:26:03 PM
he wore sunglasses ! i figured it was some dude who've been thrown outta a bar or something and wanted to get back at the bouncer
or why else would he had asked me that?


You must be a big fucker, to hget mistaken for a bouncer man, how much do fuckgin bench man?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2007, 02:31:13 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 02:28:43 PM
You must be a big fucker, to hget mistaken for a bouncer man, how much do fuckgin bench man?

you know when i was younger this big guy said "life is too short to be small"

and it got stuck in my head, for a few years i thought about that from a philosophical perspective...

and i think he was right.

so ever since then i've made it my mission in life to be a big mountain of a man
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2007, 02:58:04 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 02:25:07 PM
damn u should knocked him out bluto.

Had he seen ritchie?


Found him!
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2007, 02:58:59 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:31:13 PM
you know when i was younger this big guy said "life is too short to be small"

and it got stuck in my head, for a few years i thought about that from a philosophical perspective...

and i think he was right.

so ever since then i've made it my mission in life to be a big mountain of a man
and did you succeed?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2007, 03:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Disgusted on May 18, 2007, 02:58:04 PM

Found him!

were u hiding him in your house?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2007, 03:03:14 PM »
Quote from: pumphard on May 18, 2007, 02:58:59 PM
and did you succeed?

you think people would stop me on the street otherwise!
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2007, 03:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 03:03:14 PM
you think people would stop me on the street otherwise!

Riddle me this Batman...Why do people think Fat is powerful?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2007, 03:18:56 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on May 18, 2007, 03:17:18 PM
Riddle me this Batman...Why do people think Fat is powerful?

They do?
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2007, 03:20:14 PM »
Bluto-san,

One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2007, 03:20:39 PM »
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2007, 03:22:23 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on May 18, 2007, 03:20:39 PM
You obviously do...

All muscle baby! Don't playahate, congratulate!
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2007, 03:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
All muscle baby! Don't playahate, congratulate!

Yeah...I agree...Dissolution is the problem...and you nailed it...

You see it every day in the gym and in every day life...guys that are fat slobs over 50% bodyfat and they think that makes them a what did you call it "mountain of a man"...

They actually believe they are built...Just like you...

I am not saying you need to have a six pack, all I am saying it their is an in between, between a six pack and being in your second tri-mester...lol

Bluto...If your Gut is bigger than your Pecs...You are fat...Hope this helps...
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2007, 03:29:32 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on May 18, 2007, 03:27:00 PM
Yeah...I agree...Dissolution is the problem...and you nailed it...

You see it every day in the gym and in every day life...guys that are fat slobs over 50% bodyfat and they think that makes them a what did you call it "mountain of a man"...

They actually believe they are built...Just like you...

I am not saying you need to have a six pack, all I am saying it their is an in between, between a six pack and being in your second tri-mester...lol

Bluto...If your Gut is bigger than your Pecs...You are fat...Hope this helps...

Who says the pecs are supposed to be bigger than the gut? That's just a trend, it'll pass.
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2007, 03:30:49 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
Who says the pecs are supposed to be bigger than the gut? That's just a trend, it'll pass.


If you can't see your own dick when standing up, you're in real deep trouble. Taht means you are fucking fat.
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2007, 03:31:57 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 18, 2007, 03:30:49 PM
If you can't see your own dick when standing up, you're in real deep trouble. Taht means you are fucking fat.

Not everyone got a small dick like you
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2007, 03:33:37 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
Who says the pecs are supposed to be bigger than the gut? That's just a trend, it'll pass.


Like I said Bro if you think that you are massive that is all that counts...fuck what I say...All I am saying in my experience, if you do start challenging people on the streets you better strike first...Cause you got about 2 or 3 swings before your BF kicks in and you are winded...Good Luck Bro...
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2007, 03:34:43 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 03:31:57 PM
Not everyone got a small dick like you

bbbbbbouuuuup.

Again you come up with your idiotic excuses. You can't see your dick, now you start hating again.

You're a jealous idiot, that's all, Bluto.
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2007, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on May 18, 2007, 03:33:37 PM
Like I said Bro if you think that you are massive that is all that counts...fuck what I say...All I am saying in my experience, if you do start challenging people on the streets you better strike first...Cause you got about 2 or 3 swings before your BF kicks in and you are winded...Good Luck Bro...

2-3 swings is all I need!
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Re: Confrontation in the street!
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2007, 03:37:48 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 18, 2007, 03:34:43 PM
bbbbbbouuuuup.

Again you come up with your idiotic excuses. You can't see your dick, now you start hating again.

You're a jealous idiot, that's all, Bluto.

Jealous of what? Of your small dick  ???
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